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Sasha Luss Amazing for Vogue Germany of the Day

I have a thing for Russian girls….especially the tall and skinny ones…who end up being models instead of cam girls….mainly because Russian girls are fucking amazing. They have no soul, they are dark, they are pragmatic, and they are crazy all thanks to generations of communism…not to mention, the tall and skinny ones are the ones who got away, you know who don’t have to work on cam sites, pissing for some fat American who is paying 10 dollars a minute, while some mafia sex trade leader stands on guard…to make sure she doesn’t cry for help… Her name is Sasha Luss. She’s 22. She’s tall and skinny…and I would love her, but instead I am in love with her friend…Daria…who if you’re out there…come hold me and tell me everything will be ok…

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Sasha Luss Amazing for Vogue Germany of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is Fun of the Day

#459250490 / gettyimages.com Lindsay Lohan attended some event where she wore what looked like a see through figure skating outfit, I know this since I am Canadian and spent many hungover Sundays jerking off to figure skating, only becausae it was the only thing on the free channel on TV…it was midget flexible girls flashing their panties…pre-internet porn…what the fuck was I supposed to do… That said, this Lohan thing is for a Cosmetic company, which is funny, because she’s looking so broken down, cosmetics can’t save her, and cosmetic surgery ruined her, she’s not even 30 year, but still rockin’ the face of Joan Rivers…in what makes no sense, until you factor in all the drugs she’s done… That’s not to say that I am not still a fan, that I don’t think she’s still the chosen one, or that I don’t have faith in her tits winning an Oscar…but it is to say…she’s still pretty broken…even when in this kind of see through top…and I love every second of it. #459244170 / gettyimages.com #459244192 / gettyimages.com #459244256 / gettyimages.com

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Debby Ryan is a Red Carpet Face of the Day

#451203370 / gettyimages.com I don’t really give a fuck about red carpets, I find the whole process of elitism pretty ridiculous, like these motherfuckers are important, or more important than you because some asshole put them on some guest list bullshit…not to mention the idea of laying down a red carpet for anything other than some noble prince dismounting his carriage to enter the palace because he’s got too much fucking money and a kingdom of idiots to lay down red carpet so that his feet don’t touch peasant concrete…is just fucking annoying…and played out…like limos… You see there was a time when the rich and famous could afford limos and driver, and now it is available to every white trash mom on her 40th birthday…it kind of lacklustre… Either way, her name is Debby Ryan and she attended some event that she looked thrilled to be attending as she made zero fucking emotions with her face and that for some reason is really funny to me…is she medicated, is she a robot, does she want to be at home and her PR and stage mom are making her do this, is this just her autistic way… Either way, she looks like a boring fuck. #451203138 / gettyimages.com #451189508 / gettyimages.com

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