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Last Week’s J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day

J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Eva Longoria Buys Excedrin in Spandex of the Day

This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

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Liz Leyda is a Former Miss Utah I want to Fuck of the Day

This bitch was Miss Utah 2006 and I guess that gave her Mormon ass the taste of fame and idea that when she turned 21, she’d move to California and try to make it on her own as the celebrity she thinks she is, you know cuz winning Beauty Pageants fucks a bitch up, partially cuz their moms over encourage them for years, but also because the rest of the circuit does to when you win… So she’s in LA…she’s hitting up the clubs and hot spots….she’s getting noticed by the paparazzi…and she’s loving every second of it…which means staged bikini pics, possible sex tape, definite panty flash, and more low level goods to come…and I’m digging it cuz I want to fuck her face but would settle for her ass or pussy…if you know what I mean… I still don’t know who the fuck she is…but I like her just fine that way…it’s easier to like unknowns who love attention cuz you know nothing about all the things you do that you’d normally hate so much it takes away from wanting to fuck them…but I’m ready for all that to change, she’s on a mission…in red…cuz she must be expecting her period and not in the mood to risk it…

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Gina Lecompte Unknown Model Dog Walker of the Day

I’ve never done a post on Gina Lecompte. I don’t know who she is and either does the internet, but the paparazzi do, so maybe they were hired by her rich parents to help launch her career doing whatever it is that she does, or maybe they just like her tits, which is pretty much the reason I’m up on this. I’m easy like that. I just hope THIS GINA LECOMPTE isn’t her before photoshop…

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Gwen Stefani Does the Adam’s Family in a Thong at the Beach of the Day

What the fuck is going on in these Tranny Goth on the beach Pics. I just don’t know if I really want to understand. But I do know that they are see through and showing off thong underwear…. Maybe she’s trying to prove she’s not a cross dresser cuz cross dressers don’t wear thongs as there’s not enough room to tuck their dick nicely behind the fabric of a thong, you know mythbusting cuz her husband has an affinity for cross dressers…. Maybe she’s a chick….I mean she most likely is…there are plenty of manly women out there…she does have kids and pretty believable pregnant pics…and maybe she’s just looking for male attention cuz her husband’s too busy jerking off to dudes in dresses and wigs… Maybe she doesn’t realize her skirt is see through…and that this is just an accident… Maybe we’ve asked too many question about this and theorized too much on this…cuz what it comes down to is it is just fucking dark and weird looking and it makes me want to sacrifice a goat to satan…and I’ll I’ve got is an obese wife who can beat me up…so I’m just gonna move along.

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Reese Witherspoon and her Fat Manager for Vogue of the Day

The things girls do to make themselves look skinny, you know hoping that all their jogging despite all their cake eating, really paid off… I see it all the time when I go out drinking…the hot chick surrounded by pigs in hopes of making them seem hotter…I know that scene all too well cuz for some reason I always end up with the “Fat Managers”, cuz it’s the one night the hotter chick decides to give them some male attention cuz they are tired of hearing their fat asses cry at the end of the night about how none of the boys talk to them….unless it is to get to her…you know what I’m saying, I don’t really need to write anymore… I’ll just post the pics of pig Witherspoon trying to look fit by posing with a fucking elephant. Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson Gets a Facial of the Day

Well this picture is a huge fucking disappointment….not that I thought Jessica Simpson would actually post pictures of her getting cumshots to her face, but you never fucking know with these crazy bitches who crave male attention cuz they can’t keep a man and their baby sister has already started a family, while they are stuck nurturing a fear of dying along..

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