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Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

His name is Bradley Martyn, I have never heard of him, but he’s got over 2 million fans on Facebook, works in the fitness space, is some kind of social media personality, and would be someone that Hilary Duff, who fucks her trainer, would make into her boyfriend if he wasn’t so relevant, because it’s harder to control people when they are out there surrounded by money and pussy and fans… The Mannequin Challenge, something that we can assume was inspired by the Clinton Campaign, is taking over social media, where people “FREEZE”….you know elementary school tricks that you used to do when your creepy teacher touched you inappropriately, maybe that’s just me… Most of these challenges are just dumb, but this one impressed me, mainly because of the tits, the flexbile chick, and the fitness tits… VIA FACEBOOK Other mannequin challenges include: Boozy Ivanka Trump… A video posted by Ivanka Trump (@ivankatrump) on Nov 14, 2016 at 7:11am PST And Russian Chicks A video posted by Sofia (@sofia_official_) on Nov 14, 2016 at 3:41am PST The post Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin is on some “vacation” from her very busy life – that is probably not quite a vacation – but rather a photoshoot for some company that can’t afford Kendall or Kylie or the Hadids, but want that same audience, because this girl takes everything she can get – in the competitive world of being a rich kid with a trust fund – who has had sex with Bieber and has created a following in a world where a following is all that matters… She’s at the Amanyara resort in Turks and Caicos, so if you’re motivated you may want to hop on a plane and get there – but we can assume she posted this after she left…you know safety from you creepers who are such big Stephen Baldwin fans that you want to kidnap his baby…. The other model she’s with is named Marianne Fonseca….and now you have information you don’t need…assuming you read this…instead of just looking at the pics. The post Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I believe that the only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad may or may not have chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it is a testament of how crazy their media controlled life is…it’s like how strong is your mental capacity after you’ve been pimped out to the world…at what point do you fucking break….it’s bound to happen. But until it does, Kendall Jenner remains the uneventful celebrity “model” who gets work because o fher massive social media reach and not because she’s actually hot…she’s ok…skinny…but average really…nothing exciting…even when in underwear videos of her taking BUTT Selfies… I still think this would be more comedic if it was her father turned second mother, because old weathered trannies have more edge, darkness and demons…while this one remains vapid, and loving life, because she hasn’t crashed and burned yet…. They all crash and burn…it’s just a matter of time….so I anxiously await…and hope that her and her family don’t follow TRUMP’s lead to be the next reality show celebrity president… The post Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What Emily Ratajkowski Actually Looks Like of the Day

Posted on January 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski is alot of hype, pretty much because she knows her angles. Bitch is a lie. You’d be surprised at how shitty most of these bitches look in person, they are just fantasy, or lie, thanks to relatively decent, yet cheesy selfies and photos as they pretend to play model, in a properly timed era when that was a thing…and people fucking cared, before every famewhore on social media realized…that they could just do it themselves.. In more interesting news, here’s her boyfriend she likely cheats on had his fly down… Fascinating stuff… The post What Emily Ratajkowski Actually Looks Like of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day

Posted on January 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Call me perverted and you probably will, even though I am far less perverted than any of you weirdos, but I think Taylor Swift’s skinny legs and little ass in leggings, is her best look…you know put that hood on to over that annoying, unexciting, even creepy and manipulative face… You’d probably think I thought this was her best looking because all pigeon toed, spreading her upper thighs, making her uneventful ass pushed up by spandex more appealing to mount from behind…you know just pull that elastic waistband down…with her permission because she’s a sexual deviant…of course…I’m not telling you to go rape or have rape fetishes of her….but it’s not why I like these pics of her, I don’t want to bury my face in her ass, even if I’d be into seeing how her pussy hangs when the pants come off and she assumes this pointed toe stance.. I still think this girl is tainted, likely STD ridden, she’s fucked too many dude and overall a terrifying demon sent from hell to pollute us with her bullshit…as she manipulates pop culture…. But I actually just like these pics of her, because I appreciate skinny girls in this fat era…in activewear after the gym…because HEALTH…right? The post Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Donaldson for The Telegraph Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Donaldson is going through a mid life crisis…at least that is what I assume is going on with this 30 year old model who didn’t maximize her career when she was at her peak, she took it for granted, and I guess things are just slowing down for her and it’s time to call on her friends to get her press… Because Lily Donaldson, a British model who was a Victoria’s Secret contract worker that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…because these girls are replaceable, especailly the uneventful ones…. Maybe she’s just looking for a rich husband, and the 2012 VS girl isn’t good enough for the billionaires, they want to marry something current.. Either way, she’s in a standardized bikini shoot, that bores me, but that is a half naked model for you…because I prefer girls naked, on my floor, doing iphone shoots…. The post Lily Donaldson for The Telegraph Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Donaldson for The Telegraph Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Donaldson is going through a mid life crisis…at least that is what I assume is going on with this 30 year old model who didn’t maximize her career when she was at her peak, she took it for granted, and I guess things are just slowing down for her and it’s time to call on her friends to get her press… Because Lily Donaldson, a British model who was a Victoria’s Secret contract worker that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…because these girls are replaceable, especailly the uneventful ones…. Maybe she’s just looking for a rich husband, and the 2012 VS girl isn’t good enough for the billionaires, they want to marry something current.. Either way, she’s in a standardized bikini shoot, that bores me, but that is a half naked model for you…because I prefer girls naked, on my floor, doing iphone shoots…. The post Lily Donaldson for The Telegraph Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pippa Middleton is in Bike shorts…which is a disappointment, not because of her uneventful ass, but because I had hope for her…I thought she’d go off the fucking rails in a jealous fit because her sister married into royalty and turned into a Princess and mother of the future King…pretty fucking substantial sugar baby hustle…seeing as the Royal family own something like 60 percent of the world’s land…including US and Canada….you know pretty fucking stupid rich and powerful… I thought of her as a typical jealous sister, living in the shadow, using her vagina to break free and make some noise…But I didn’t factor in that she is probably hired by the Royal Family to behave, on payroll, made that it was in her best interest to behave, you know be bad otherwise a little “Princess Diana”…can happen to anyone reflects badly on the Royal Family…meaning these shorts are pretty much as good as it gets…and it’s not that good…it reminds me of dad’s on weekend in full race gear trying to escape their wives with the boys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Last Week’s J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sojourner Morrell Jalouse France September Sept 2012 of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lesbian hipster with uneventful tits sojourner morrell ….showed her uneventful tits for Jalouse France in what was only a hot shoot if you have an equestrian fetish…you know all hard for a hot bodied rich chick on a horse or with a horse…all strong legged and capable of controlling a massive beast in riding pants and riding boots and a helmet that will protect her when she’s got her face pressed into a stable wall as you stable hand her from behind….shoveling her shit with your dick from the stall that is her asshole….if you know what I mean….

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