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Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks Hacked / Leaked Nude Pics of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hated Olivia Munn before today, so the fact that she’s making me turn on my computer to post her shitty leaked pictures, reallly hits close to home, because my hate was directed towards protecting the awkward virgin losers out there by letting them know she’s a fucking lie manipulating them…. I hated Christina Hendricks before because she is obese and big tits come with 75% of obese chicks and there is nothing hot about obese tits…stomach or ass…unless your black or unable to get pussy in the first place….but now I hate her cuz she’s making me hungry…and really I’ll stare at any tits for hours upon hours…. I don’t know how legit these are, or why they were leaked together, I just know they are both attention seekers and I also know that they happened…whatever they are….and you’ll probably want to do your nerd analysis while I go get daytime drunk…. Thanks to CELEBRIBABES for the morning text informing me that these exist….you prick…. Christina Hendricks Fat Fetish Porn: Olivia Munn Irritiating but Hot Bodied : The Evidence: Fuck yourself.

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Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser… FOLLOW ME

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Wonder Woman Overrated on Set of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s anothing thing that makes no sense to me….this Adrianne Palicki bitch they cast to play wonder woman and the fanboys who are actually excited about this shit…Maybe it’s cuz I never read comics and hated the whole superhero bullshit cuz I didn’t feel insecure about my inability to fly or save the world and didn’t feel a need to read about it and try to relate to bullshit….and maybe it’s cuz I could never jerk off to drawings of a busty bitch, but instead needed to see pictures of a bitch, and that’s why I was more into jerking off to People magazine or Vogue or Lingerie Catalogs….or whatever showed a little fucking real girl tits…making the fact that there is excitement from a remake of a shitty show from the 70s starring a thick girl with a shitty body…just confuses the fuck out of me…but then I’m reminded there are socially awkward virgin losers everywhere….and maybe they even out number us people who actually fuck….who knows… To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link

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