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Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser… FOLLOW ME

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Wonder Woman Overrated on Set of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s anothing thing that makes no sense to me….this Adrianne Palicki bitch they cast to play wonder woman and the fanboys who are actually excited about this shit…Maybe it’s cuz I never read comics and hated the whole superhero bullshit cuz I didn’t feel insecure about my inability to fly or save the world and didn’t feel a need to read about it and try to relate to bullshit….and maybe it’s cuz I could never jerk off to drawings of a busty bitch, but instead needed to see pictures of a bitch, and that’s why I was more into jerking off to People magazine or Vogue or Lingerie Catalogs….or whatever showed a little fucking real girl tits…making the fact that there is excitement from a remake of a shitty show from the 70s starring a thick girl with a shitty body…just confuses the fuck out of me…but then I’m reminded there are socially awkward virgin losers everywhere….and maybe they even out number us people who actually fuck….who knows… To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link

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Wonder Woman Overrated on Set of the Day

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Nicole Richie’s Mom Nipple Cheating in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Good Charlotte sisters. I am really not sure where that problem started or why, because they hit the music scene long after I knew what a music scene was, cuz I was not a teenage girl – and I was nottrying to sleep with one….and even if I was, I would have avoided their mainstream smut as hard as I could…. For some reason, their suburban punk with their strategic tattoos, and the fact that I was convinced they used to fuck each other cuz they felt it was just next level twin masturbation, used to really irritate me….for no reason other than they fucking sucked… I also have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie. Not only is she a worthless unwanted baby of some groupie trash who pawned her off to live the good life with Lionel, but she’s also a rude little cunt. She killed DJ AM, she blocked me on twitter, she used to have no sense of humor when I’d prank call her, and she just fucking sucks….She’s a troll, she’s not hot, she’s not interesting, she does nothing with her privileged life but waste space….she just fucking sucks…. So when I heard she was in Mexico with a new man, I was happy, because it meant maybe Good Charlotte will kill himself for his failure as a dad….but then realized that I hate her equally and can only hope before Good Charlotte kills himself, he brings her down too…only to discover she’s with Sam Ronson, another crackhead who totally turned on me after she used to text me all the time for press and call me up to hang when she was in Montreal…..adding a third layer to this ugly, irrelevant, rich kids who don’t do anything important, love triangle, that I hope also ends in bloodshed….. But she was in her bikini, and I do see her mom nipple I doubt her kid sucked on….cuz that’s too much work for Nicole Richie’s laziness…these people are all fucking trash…I hate giving them attention that makes them feel relevant… To see more shitty pics of Nicole Richie’s shitty body in a shitty bikini cuz she’s shitty…Follow this link GO

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Eva Padberg Topless in German Cosmo’s Sex and Art Issue of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Germans are pretty hard people….at least the German’s I have met…They are known for inventing scat and are leaders in Dominatrix, S & M and pretty much all things angry and fucked up in sex porn. Maybe it is because this is a nation of people who mass slaughtered millions of people just 65 years ago, making the fact that they like some violence in their fuck almost expected…no matter how hard you want to pretend shit was an accident, or didn’t happen, or isn’t representative of Germany…it is still enough proof for me to say that Germans are into some pretty fucked up shit… That said, German Cosmo did an S & M themed shoot and it was alright by me, not cuz I am into S&M, but I am into fashion turned into porn, mainly because I get to see bitches like this show off their tits….when they otherwise wouldn’t….