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Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Line of the Day

Joanna Krupa hasn’t been anything special pretty much ever…her career has been a series of barely being anything ever…coasting as the hot chick…fucking the right guy….not making any money…but eventually landing on that was hardly a career…but rather a series of hooking herself to the right people…because she waxes her pussy… The post Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Murray Because We Were Meant To Be

I’m still waiting for the day when Madison Murray finally realizes that we were meant for each other and moves into the Tuna Mansion (aka my mom’s basement). So far, the plan’s hit a few speed bumps (like Madison barely being aware of my existence), but that’s nothing the two of us can’t work through. Until then though, I guess I’ll just have to make do with drooling over these new pictures of her in a bikini instead. Lucky for me, that’s a pretty solid Plan B. Continue reading

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio Models Bikini of the Day

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now

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Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio Models Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day