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Malin Akerman’s Naked Sister Vagina in a Pool of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a babe and sometimes, I guess she posts her butt shots….so even when old…you can overcome all that is expected of you – so long as you’re a babe. I do not follow Malin Akerman’s existence, but this came across my desk, that is more a pile of cum soaked circulars from the grocery store that I find laying around the house…you know because that’s how I spend my days… And I’m into whatever the hell she’s doing here…even though she’s probably in her 40s, near menopausal and really a fascinating person… She’s from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to meet anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didn’t find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this. That’s some alternate reality shit I like… Here’s her sister – naked. The post Malin Akerman’s Naked Sister Vagina in a Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Models Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Model Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked for Victoria’s Secret, some of the most sneaky pornographers around, disguised as a lingerie brand, in every mall, made in developing countries and maked-up to insane price points to cover the cost of paying the pornstars they use – and pretend are models…. I like that they’ve gone asian, to cover all bases, like that they haven’t gone with fat chicks to cover ALL sizes, keep the promo models hot…it’s important for the future of the country, give girls something to aspire to that may not happen, but that is better to strive for than being fat. They hired some lame hipster photographer to be their photographer, and she’s got them all naked, in what looked like pissed soak instagram filter images, because I guess all hipsters must sell out, and in this me-too-era – you need to use a chick to take the creeper pics not a dude – because dudes are all rapists….especially photographers…which is something I am all for…I mean whenever I see 45 year old men taking half nude pics of 18 year olds I think…damn that dude’s a pervert – how’s this brand get away with his manipulative shit…and hey answer is that I guess they don’t anymore ant that it’s a good time to be a woman writer, director, producer, photographer – society needs to connect to all things woman…and I guess so do I..for masturbation purposes that is. Here are skriver in bikinis.. The post Models Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alana Champion is Lily Rose Depp’s BFF of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I hope this one is 18, not 16, because some photographer and magazine called GALORE published these pics of her…because they are on top of the current social media trends… I wonder what life is like for some spoiled brat white girl tween, who is marketed as Lily Rose Depp’s friend. It’s the Nicole Riche of her Generation.. But she’s in underwear and she is all edgy and dark in the content she produces, all shot on film looking 1970s Larry Clark…or indy film…cowboy hats and lingerie level erotica…which I dig….it’s like the grainy porn I liked before porn and instagram models turned glossy, cheesy and cheap… She looks too young to be looking at half naked…but it’s the porn generation..so do what you gotta do with this… The post Alana Champion is Lily Rose Depp’s BFF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eileen Kelly Instagram Model Sex Ed Blogger in Underwear of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eileen Kelly is known as KLLERANDASWEETTHANG and I know a lot of dudes who follow her on social media because she looks 12…and gets half naked…because dudes are perverts and like young looking things…and girls like being half naked for those perverts and if you call them out on it – they’ll call you a slut shamer and start some sort of SEX ED blog to empower women to own their sex and be the slut they want to be – and to do it in lingerie photoshoots that look like every other instagram photoshoot..but you can stare at it and sexualize her and be a “slut shamer” as you jerk off to her youthfulness…and nipples… Good times, keep sexualizing yourself to prove you’re not sexualizing yourself…so edgy…so basic…but hot enough for me..thanks porn for creating this generation of perverts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GALORE The post Eileen Kelly Instagram Model Sex Ed Blogger in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Connecting with Youth of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Media trained Selena Gomez is manipulating the media – by running through sprinkler – or a fire hydrant in Brooklyn, looking like she’s either connecting with her hispanic roots – in a hispanic community – doing hispanic things – like she’s some ghetto housing project illegal…and not a Disney star who hasn’t had a pool in her backyard since she was 2…. I have no idea what the point of this is, but I’ll assume it’s up there with her milking her Chemotherpy for attention….in a “look at Selena, she’s so down, she’s so street”…instead of “look at Selena the middle class texan moved to Hollywood where they got rich as fuck fast and who now exploits every angle for the marketing hook”.. I call this photo series “Selana from the Block”…up on some J.Lo exploiting Hispanic people hustle…garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Connecting with Youth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski for some bootleg lingerie company – that’s not Victoria’s Secret – but probably pays as much as Victoria’s Secret – but it’s still not Victoria’s Secret and all she wants is that that level of credibility – even Kendall and Gigi Hadid have been in VS…and Rat Cow was at this fame whoring on social media way before them – and deserves it…at least in her mind…egos. She’s made the money, so money isn’t enough, she’s been in movies….but that’s just because she banged the director…and the prize she really wants probably doesn’t want to work with her kind of hooker – who has the fan-base because dudes like tits that get naked for “art”… I predict that like Cecil the Lion – things that are big on the internet for a minute, only last a minute….and eventually die off ….and she’s due to die off,…eventually everyone, including obscure asian brands will be official done with her….and big tits or not, thanks to so many other girls coming up with tits that are just as big and way less attitude…we will collectively move on… But before that, she’s hanging on a thread…with a pile of money – so she’s won…good timing and luck – but you know she hasn’t won enough for that ego… These pictures are shit – a preview of what’s to come for these isntagram tits. The post Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Watson Porn of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder when ill-fitting pants will become erotic because we’ve become so accustomed to naked chicks, and half naked chicks, and leggings, that the obscurity of not knowing what is under those pants, like the Muslim culture, who can cum if the Goat is tight enough…and don’t need all this harlot, sluts everywhere, instagram shit to get off…they just need something to stick their dick in…as it should be… No I’m not advocating girls not getting naked…I am just saying that it’s all so repetitive, and needs to be next leveled, so the only solution is either get more hardcore…or to go back to being a lady… And I guess when it comes to Emma Watson, it’s always porn, because dudes have been jerking off to her since she was 12… She’s a Harry Potter chick, and those fans are fucked up, she doesn’t need to be alive, or even doing anything for it to be porn to these people, she just needs to be Emma Watson…which I assume she is…but can’t be too sure, I’m too busy staring at her ill-fitting pants. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madonna for Out Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You favorite magazine, OUT, because you’re a homo…did a feature on Madonna, your favorite artist, even your idol or spirit animal…because you’re a homo…was in it…grabbing her old lady boobs that she still is all about flaunting despite being 100 a dead…reminding women everywhere that you are never too old, too used up, or too disgusting to use that vagina…you can still use that vagina…because dudes are perverts, they’ll stick their dick in anything… At least she doesn’t look desperate.. TO SEE THE STORY IN OUT MAGAZINE CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me… It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it… Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

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Micaela Schaefer Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits… These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….

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