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Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me… It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it… Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

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Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to…. Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food…. But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…

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Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day