Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I can really get behind and endorse… In what is probably the least important thing to possibly talk about in the grand scheme of things….Nuts has gone out and decided to focus on what we all actually care about…. You see in this world filled with hate, racism, anger, poverty, greed, lies and a dying world….that all media outlets talk about all day giving us anxiety…all we really want instinctively is a busty bitch to crawl up and snuggle up next to….or at least jerk off on… So they compiled the best big tits in the UK….good job.
Candice Swanepoel is a bikini model…..who I want to have a destination wedding with…even if she’s not into that kind of thing…you know cuz she travels so much and just wants to spend it quietly at home….I wake up in her arms or her in my arms, although I am probably the more needy one…where we can gaze into each other’s eyes and sing each other love songs every morning for the rest of our lives…this love is eternal…it is til the end of time…why must she cheat on me by getting naked for all of you….I’ll have to have a stern talk with her about this….just as soon as she acknowledges I exist.
All I am thinking when watching this bikini video of Sofia Vergara Pepsi back in 1990 when she was 17 is not how hot she was as jailbait, but that she was jailbait in 1990….that’s a fucking lifetime ago….a lifetime that has brought her fame and fortune and some Emmy’s and has brought me pretty much nothing but some STDs and horrible memories, sure…but still a fucking lifetime ago…. I dont even remember 1990 and most girls I have sex with were born in 1990…..making this Sofia Vergara character seriously fucking old….not to mention…I guess she was a late bloomer, or maybe just rockin’ awesome South American discount implants cuz her tits at 17 are not thee tits she has today… I have no idea why this is hitting the internet today, it’s been on Youtube since 2010 and I am sure I’ve even posted it before , but whatever, I go along with the trends cuz I am a follower….. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
