OLGA KURLYENKO …..is awesome…not because I know of anything she’s ever done in her modeling or acting career…but because in 2001 she became a French citizen thanks to marrying a french photographer…and marriage for citizenship and not for love is my fucking Jam….I mean…that’s really the only asset to being married…that and getting half of a person’s money when you divorce….other than that…shit is just a miserable fucking prison sentence you can’t escape…. She’s 32, who fucking cares what she’s done in her career…what matters is that she’s on the beach in a bikini and putting that shit on social networking….cuz girl wants to be noticed….and I like girls who like to be noticed…they make the internet more tolerable.
MEGAN FOX had her baby with David from 90210….. I forgot that Megan Fox was pregnant….mainly because I forgot about Megan Fox….she doesn’t matter….she barely exists….she was overhyped for a minute…and thanks to an overbearing jealous boyfriend who convinced her he was the only man who would ever love her….and her weak groupie ways….coupled with her bad attitude….and non nude acting roles…even though all we ever wanted from her plastic surgery produced face is fucking nudity…. Her baby – Noah Shannon Green – spawn of David from 90210 who I like to think ruined everything there is about Megan Fox….was born September 27 and I predict will be hated by her remaining fans who have trouble getting over pussy in movies they never met but liked looking at…for turning his mother into a loose vagina, shitty body, pig trying to bounceback from the hell she created for herself… But I am an optimist, eager for her post-partem depression, her resentment for her husband, and her comeback tour that this time will involve being naked, because as women get older….they gynecologist is less a thing about being shy…and more a thing about getting a cheap thrill…just hoping someone other than their husband gets wrist deep…. All this to say, who cares about Megan Fox, the garbage her uterus shat out, or her comeback…she doesn’t matter. She’s old news. She’s officially fallen off. Let this be our goodbye….GOODBYE. Here’s a bunch of pics of her….to celebrate what was….I’m ready to move on…
Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is a funny video of some boring interview on the news made good by the employee in the backgound checking out pictures of Miranda Kerr from her GQ shoot, while some other employee was doing an on-air interview, proving that people who work in offices hate their fucking lives look at pictures of half naked chicks as often as they can to distract them from the hell that they are living instead of actually doin’ the boring fucking work they are paid to do…
Wendy Williams is some radio host who they decided to give a TV show to, despite having the body and face for fuckin’ radio. I hate that expression and I know it is dated cuz no one listens to the radio anymore and there are a whole lot of ugly people on TV, but when we are forced to look at her manly fuckin’ face, it takes from whatever she’s saying and the good news is that in this clip from her pretty new show, she’s starts crying about how inadequate she felt as a mother for not breast feeding, cuz she was confused by the concepts, since it was not natural for her to know what to do, since she’s a fuckin’ dude and she even admits she has implants, the titty choice of most transgendered people, making me think her pregancy was more of a smuggling a baby in from some third world country and that who gaining 197 lbs and being bed ridden was just to make the whole thing more dramatic and believable….Either way, I love laughing at other people’s misfortunes especially when they are so clearly for fuckin’ ratings
When you’re one of the few fashion designers who is totally loaded to the fuckin’ tits from your fashion designing and you live the life of fuckin’ luxury who isn’t gay, despite what your bathing suit may imply, you pretty much have access to all the model pussy because they work for you and look up to you like you’re some kind of God and the whole thing gets pretty exciting because the fashion industry is about knee deep in fuckin’ pussy. So here is Cavalli hangin with some Russian model who must have been really hard to seduce, you know by taking her so far away from her one bedroom, bathroom down the hall, communist apartment she once lived in, cuz hanging out on yachts in a bikini s a hell of a lot less that eating rationed bread and beets while plotting your escape from the hell that you live in….
