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Emily Ratajkowski Awesome as Always of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfect. I’ve been writing her love poems and love songs every day since I first met one of her topless pics…something I’ve been tracking since pretty much day one….and I haven’t got her mailing address or her phone number to really solidify this love affair…but with all soul mates, we are just connected, and don’t need modern things like communication to know it is real love….we just need pics of her amazing tits….it’s less work this way and avoids all other issues with soul mates, like marriage, kids and hatred / resentment for each other… No idea what these pics are for…but I’m glad they happened…

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Meet Master of Buppets Heidi Leigh [PICS]

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Greetings, Skin fans! A server changeover left us unable to update the Mr. Skin blog for a while, but we have not been idly sitting on our hands. Oh no. We’ve been tracking down the mastermind behind the hilarious and TITillating blog Tit Thinks It’s People , lovely and fun-loving Canadian Heidi Leigh . Turns out Heidi is an actress who is known for starring in the sci-fi kids’ series Timeblazers and Monster Warriors , and although submissions to her blog are all anonymous, she’s not shy about sharing her unusual passion with the world: “I am totally not hiding my identity,” she tells Skin Central in an email. ” My tits are awesome and I’m so proud of this work , especially Freddy Krueger [left] … boob skin is tough to draw on, especially upside down. ” Read more of our (sk)interview with Heidi after the jump!

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Rhianna is the Underwear Model For Armani Jeans of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Armani Jeans has cast Rihanna, to be their celebrity face and unfortunately body, for their underwear campaign… Rihanna is a huge star. I don’t know who Rihanna sold her soul to, but I asssume it was the same guy she sold her 14 year old Vagina at the Barbados Karaoke bar, because she’s got it fucking made… People are throwing money at her, in hopes of it selling product, despite her body being something you’d expect belongs carting her 6 kids around the resort looking for a white man to pay her to show them around….her vagina…for the week they are in town….in efforts to pay for her baby formula…. Either way, here’s the first preview….I’m sure much more gross is gonna come.. My Friend Posted These Pics of Rihanna’s Shitty Body Rocking Some Hard Nipples…. CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE THE PICS

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Vanessa Hudgens, More Hair, Less Pudge of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit. She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused…. But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…

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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘They Called Me Belly the Kid’

Posted on November 16, 2010 by | Comments Off on The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘They Called Me Belly the Kid’

Viewers who have been tracking Mike & Molly ‘s burgeoning relationship (and BMI s) were in for a treat last night when the super-sized sweethearts reached a very special milestone in their corpulent couple-dom: They said “I love you” to each other…and then had passionate make-up sex while wearing snakeskin boots. But who cares about the plot! Onto the fat jokes.

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Jessica Alba is Still Hot of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just a heads up….I can’t testify that her pussy is still up to speed or even still a pussy after the baby, but the rest of her looks alright to me and that’s all that matters to me since I’m not trying to stick my dick in her gaping hole and not touching the vagina walls, I’m just looking at pictures of it clothed and that’s all I have to say about that…. Pics via Fame

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Amanda Seyfried is Still Boring as Fuck of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fuck bitch…step it up. I’ve been tracking her in hopes she’d slip up from being this consistently boring cunt, but she’s been very loyal to her cause and keeps up the boring hustle, despite having seen her naked in a movie, and despite her potential to take over the paparazzi cuz the world is eager for new pussy to be flashed, but instead she just goes shopping with her homosexual friend, fully clothed, fully covered up, with no make-up on, like some kind of tree hugger lookin’ to raise money to help the oil clean up efforts and the whole thing upsets me. Wasted youth, wasted celebrity pussy wasting my fucking time. Cunt. Pics via Fame

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