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The Mike & Molly Fat Tracker: ‘You’re Sweating Like a 300 Pound Hooker in Church’

What is the one thing worse than sitting through a three-hour opera while sick? Watching an overweight sitcom character sweat through a three-hour opera while he’s sick. Hence last night’s episode of Mike & Molly , “Mike Goes to the Opera,” in which Mike caught a virus and his friends and family missed no less than ten opportunities to make fat jokes at his blubbery expense. “Don’t they just put animals your size down when they get sick?”* Hey-oh?

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The Mike & Molly Fat Tracker: ‘You’re Sweating Like a 300 Pound Hooker in Church’

Friendly Trade: Matthew Perry Sitcom Will (Briefly) Claim Cougar Town’s Slot

ABC will not be “reuniting” Friends Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox on Wednesday nights after all. Instead, the network has decided to have Perry’s new workplace comedy, Mr. Sunshine , occupy Cougar Town ‘s Wednesdays-at-9:30 time slot for nine weeks starting February 9.

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Friendly Trade: Matthew Perry Sitcom Will (Briefly) Claim Cougar Town’s Slot

The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: One Fat Joke, Many Other Awful Jokes

Ever since Mike & Molly premiered in September, Movieline has lovingly chronicled each episode’s fat jokes. From the “I look like Kathy Bates in Misery ” thigh-slapper of episode 2 to the recycled “Looks like you finally freed Willy,” slam of episode 6, Movieline has been there. Our cupcake vigil extended into last night’s tragic episode, “Carl Gets a Girl,” when the sitcom — which gained national fatty recognition for roasting its carb-laden characters — only logged one (gasp!) single fat joke.

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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: One Fat Joke, Many Other Awful Jokes

The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘They Called Me Belly the Kid’

Viewers who have been tracking Mike & Molly ‘s burgeoning relationship (and BMI s) were in for a treat last night when the super-sized sweethearts reached a very special milestone in their corpulent couple-dom: They said “I love you” to each other…and then had passionate make-up sex while wearing snakeskin boots. But who cares about the plot! Onto the fat jokes.

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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘They Called Me Belly the Kid’

Lone Star Gets Devoured in the Ratings

Despite near unanimous praise — and Movieline’s approval — a paltry 4 million viewers tuned in to watch the series premiere of Lone Star last night, which is a shame for anyone who likes good network television and not fat jokes . Speaking of which, Mike & Molly was viewed by over 12 million people making it the biggest premiere of the night and moving us one step closer to the end of days. Good choices, everyone! [ HitFix ]

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Lone Star Gets Devoured in the Ratings