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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Elle UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the only models who seems to get it. She gets naked, even after making all kinds of money, she gets in movies to prove that acting requires zero talent and she gets in Elle Magazine UK, in boring catalog looking pictures…because she is relevant in the UK…because she’s from the UK, lives in the UK, and the UK is probably where she ripped her first line of cocaine at a fashion party….and will be the last place she rips a line of cocaine at a fashion party…before dying when her weak from years of starvation heart finally explodes…

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More Kelly Brook Stupid Cleavage of the Day

Kelly Brook’s rocking some corset lookin outfit like she’s a whore from the 1800s or some shit, you know like she was in Moulin Rouge or walking the streets of London before dying of Syphlis, all making me wish I was dressed like Jack the Ripper, you know the guy who would kidnap whores and bring them back home for play time, only instead of stabbing her violently and killing her, since that’s really not my thing, I’d definitely try to kill her with my dick…. I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means I like her or at least like her outfit….

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More Kelly Brook Stupid Cleavage of the Day