Even Taylor Swift haters must recognize: No artist who engenders the following kind of reaction can be all that bad. In an adorable new video, little Chase Easterwood believes she’s going out to dinner with her parents. That is, until her mother tells the child that she’d prefer to attend a Swift concert instead and, lo and behold, that’s actually where the family is headed! Watch Chase’s shocked, tear-filled reaction now: Mother Surprises Daughter with Taylor Swift Tickets Wanna surprise your son or daughter with a special evening? Enter our Kanye West concert ticket giveaway now!
Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston’s fiance, reveals to GQ that she does not like his STD-themed artwork and did not want to display them in their home. Relationships. All about compromise. When Justin moved into his Bel Air mansion with Jennifer Aniston , he had to part ways with the graphic art collection that he holds so dear. “I have these beautiful wax-museum pieces – handmade, from the 1800s – from a museum of curiosities,” the actor tells the magazine. “They’re just these open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever.” “Those definitely found a great place in my office in L.A.,” he says of her reaction . “They weren’t going to be above the fireplace anytime soon.” The Wanderlust costars became engaged in 2012 after more than one year of dating. “It’s a bit like going to a slightly different altitude, you know?” Theroux says. The actor joked, referring to the celebrity gossip tabloid attention, that it can be weird “when I get complimented on the street because I’m having twins.” But the two seem to compliment each other well. He says he’s terrible at sports and she loves him for it. He also says they both wanted to buy their $21 million home, in part, because it came with chickens. “We inherited the chickens from the previous owners,” he says. “They were like, ‘Of course we’ll get rid of the chickens,’ and we said, ‘Are you crazy? Don’t get rid of the chickens. That’s half the reason we wanted this place.'”
I like celebrity nude photos to have no taste at all so when I saw this pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui nude in Allure Magazine, I was seriously disappointed. It’s like looking at a picture of a naked lady from the 1800s. There’s nothing sexy about it. Sure there’s a hint of her magnificent breasts but I need more teasing than this to put a smile on my penis. Anyway, it’s better than a kick in the ass.
I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.
Kelly Brook’s rocking some corset lookin outfit like she’s a whore from the 1800s or some shit, you know like she was in Moulin Rouge or walking the streets of London before dying of Syphlis, all making me wish I was dressed like Jack the Ripper, you know the guy who would kidnap whores and bring them back home for play time, only instead of stabbing her violently and killing her, since that’s really not my thing, I’d definitely try to kill her with my dick…. I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means I like her or at least like her outfit….
