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Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day

Jessica Szohr has a pretty horrible last name, one that I assume is pronounced as “Sore”…something that also represent all things heprpes..related… Making her a the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful as fuck… It’s like if you don’t have herpes, it means you didn’t fuck the right producer who likes giving girls herpes as a territory marking… But then again, based on her career that hardly exists, it is quite possible she’s not one of those girls..becaus eif she was…maybe she’s had a more impressive IMDB page… ALl this to say, I don’t even know who this girl is…but like the no bra and wifebeater look…so here she is.. The post Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Works It For Harper’s Bazaar

If you read the site regularly, you know that Miley Cyrus ‘ hotness has gone up and down lately, which has been a pretty horrible roller coaster ride for the Little Tuna. The poor guy. Luckily though, Miley’s latest photoshoot for the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar definitely belongs in the good column. Especially thanks to this see-through dress . So I’m happy to report that things are looking up again for Miley’s career and, more importantly, in my pants. TMI? Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture

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Kate Upton is a Fat Anna Nicole Smith for 10 Hours of the Day

I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to….. So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits… So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat…. But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….

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Nina Agdal for Penti Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is probably going to be on the cover of SI next year, now that Kate Upton has eaten her way to the top and they’ve milked her as much as they can before having to accept that her tits are exhausted and that there is no more milk to give….and the good news is that their second in line is this Nina chick, who although can look a little big in the forehead, you know like the kind of girl you’d find chronic masturbating on a short bus field trip to the museum, or wherever they take retarded people when they leave the institution, but her body, just fuckin’ wins….so much that I am posting her stupid bikini video promoting bikinis…even though I’m far more interested in her not wearing bikinis at all. I’m basic like that.

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Heidi Klum’s Nipples at Some Event of the Day

Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and someone who is a fraction of what Heidi Klum once was… Sure she’s still great for a 50 year old mom of 12, but that’s kinda like saying “she’s hot for a fat chick”…or “she’s the richest McDonald’s cashier”….you know being the best at a horrible thing….is still being horrible… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna Impersonator Grabs her Pussy of the Day

Her name is Alexandra Imelda Cecelia Ewan Burke. She is a singer who won X Factor. She is from the UK and he does a mean Rihanna impersonation on stage. I’ve never listented to her music, partially because I never heard of her before today, but also because I don’t really care for music from the UK, mainly because Virgin Radio launched in Canada and every week they have a UK hour direct from the UK and I had never heard songs that bad in my life prior to listening to that show, it was like for every song I’d say “How the fuck did that get made, let alone get on the fucking radio”…. But as long as bitch is slutting out and flashing her 21 year old black ass on stage, I’ll pay attention, no matter how much her performance is based on watching Rihanna DVDs, mainly because black chicks don’t like me and that makes me want them more, especially the black chick in my building who my wife told me attacked her, cuz my wife is a racist, and who I decided to threaten at 5 am with a kitchen knife in hand, screaming some pretty horrible things, thanks to being totally fucking wasted, which turns out is not a good way to make friends, or to taste the sweet black berry….not that i know the taste of the black berry is sweet…I’m a failure in that fetish…along with pretty much all aspects of life…but you don’t want to hear about that….but maybe you do wanna see more of this bitch…. Pics via LFI

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Bette Midler Leg Show of the Day

I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

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