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Paul Walker Was a Sex Offender of the Day

People only like creepy sex offenders when they are famous, because when my neighbor bangs 16 year olds, and it is legal in Canada…he gets all kinds of looks, especially when trying to cross the border, at restaurants, etc… So, the story goes like this – 40 Year old Paul walker started dating some girl named Jasmine Pilchard-Gosneil 7 years ago.. The plot twist is that she’s on 23 now, meaning she was 16 when they first started hooking up…. Which to me makes perfect sense, because his fan base is 12-16…they are still young enough to have no taste in movies…so the girls throwing themselves at him are going to be that age…it’s the same logic as to why Barney the Purple Dinosaur raped little kids. It also makes sense to me because 16 year olds have tight bodies, I mean with the hormones in the food and periods at 4, 16 is the new 18, obviously…girls are so much more mature now…not that he needs mature since the foundation of his death was driving like a 16 year old…he knew better. You have no sympathy for a sex offender…and Paul Walker…is a sex offender…not that there is anything wrong with that…except when they move into your neighbourhood…and are registered… Being rich, famous, a teen heart throb, in his 30s, preying on a teen is pretty predatorily…whether they were “engaged” or not…but then again, he was Mormon and this is normal behavior for Mormons…who cares. Ok so Paul Walker wasn’t a sex offender…he was just mormon…I get it, he’s dead, who cares…I just like pointing fun post-death facts out. Leave me alone.

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TipsForJesus is Pretty Ridiculous of the Day

I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good… You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat… Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around… Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere…. Visit the INSTAGRAM

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Carmelo Anthony Says ‘You Can’t Win A Championship By Yourself’

NBA star spoke to MTV News at the 2011 NBA All-Star Game, a day before being traded to the N.Y. Knicks. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Rahman Dukes Carmelo Anthony Photo: MTV News On Monday, after months of speculation, close calls and near misses, the season-long drama surrounding NBA superstar Carmelo Anthony finally came to a close when it was announced that he had been traded to the New York Knicks. The trade involved a blockbuster three-team deal involving 11 different players, a sundry of draft picks and $3 million in cash. And that announcement was greeted with much rejoicing by long-suffering hoops fans in New York City, who finally have hope that their beloved Knicks can end their 40-year championship drought with the tandem of ‘Melo and Amar’e Stoudemire a ton of cap room, and a potentially scintillating free-agent class in 2012. But before he packed his bags for NYC, Anthony spoke about his potential move to MTV News on Sunday, hours before the tip-off of the 2011 NBA All-Star Game in Los Angeles. And even then, he seemed to signify that big things were in the works. “I mean, I think right now, people got to do what they got to do. At the end of the day, people want to win, and I guess some people feel like they can’t do it by their selves,” Anthony said. “You can’t win a championship by yourself, so you start seeing teams forming up, creating the tandems that they need and the players they need, and trying to go out there and compete.” Anthony then added, with a smile, “It’s going to be a big weekend, man.” And those sentiments were echoed by Anthony’s wife, actress and former MTV on-air talent La La Vazquez, who didn’t let on that the continuous coverage of her husband’s situation was weighing on her. She was just focused on having a good time during the celeb-filled All-Star weekend , and determined to let the chips fall where they may. “This weekend is amazing and so much fun,” she said. “I am literally running off zero sleep. It’s been nonstop parties and fun.”

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