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Leelee Sobieski’s Religious Bathing Suit of the Day

LeeLee Sobieski must be an Orthodox Jew, you know with a name like Sobieski, raised by her painter artist father and her manager (obviously) mother…probably void of religion, even though she’s been stated that she grew up pan religious…but is proud of her Jewish roots – and in all these years since she’s had a job in the soulless, but also Jewish Hollywood, she’s probably had some time spiritual awakenings…and has committed to her “chosen one” birth right…and in doing that, she’s not showing her big sloppy tits in a bikini, she’s a mom now….but is instead in something super orthodox, I’m just surprised it doesn’t have pants….you know…the way a good Orthodox bathing suit should. I guess you can’t take the young starlet who is a harolot completely out of her new quest to find meaning… Unless this is just a bathing suit she chose because she liked it and fears skin cancer, in which case, she should look into something with more tit…because the world likes tit…not being confused by this wet suit, fully covered, 1890s inspired weirdness… It being a religious outfit – makes substantially more sense…not that we should bother with LeeLee Sobieski, she’s old news…but at least she’s got skinny legs…I love skinny legs. The post Leelee Sobieski’s Religious Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ryan Newman is Fun of the Day

The other day I was calling all these young, exploited girls Jon Benet Ramsey of their generation – but not dead… All shameless celebrities, like Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne, even Selena Gomez 10 years ago….before she had to go to rehab for being dumped by Beiber, like a coddled little twat who can’t deal with her emotions….thanks to parents who had a fucking dream… And I realize that it is a wonderful thing, when parents teach their kids the importance of being half naked / in bikinis as often as they can…because it builds and audience, gets them more jobs and everyone’s ego can collectively circle jerk, squirt all over their faces in joy of winning the most basic tactic to get known… And I think she looks great…. The post Ryan Newman is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Life After Kanye: Taylor Swift’s Most Annoyin

Taylor’s Annoying Moments Two things are true about Taylor Swift: 1) She’s the biggest Pop star on Earth 2) She’s the most annoying Pop star on Earth whose greatest talent (other than being dumped) is proving that white privilege does, indeed, exist. Hit the flip for Tay Tay’s most annoying moments.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us. I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second. That said, here are the pics.

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