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I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain…. And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…

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Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day