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Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day

Mila Kunis is apparently the face of some gems company called Gemfields…and has been since 2013, because I guess being the wife of a dotcom possibly billionaire, if not close to billionaire, because all these Silicon Valley dot com projects are ridiculously overvalued and all these idiots are becoming billionaires with bullshit like Twitter, or Spotify, or Tinder and Snapchat and whatever else the fucker put 50,000 dollars into for 5% before it was evaluated at 10 billion dollars…. SO, she doesn’t really need to be working, but as a gold digger revisiting her co-star that she’s known forever, because he felt like home, especially now that he’s rich as fuck, she needs to pretend she is working, so that he doesn’t feel used by her, so that he can trust her, so that he can see her as an original true friend who’s been there for him through it all…I mean she’s a millionaire in her own right….but people always want more… So, why not do it jewel erotica…so we know where your heart really lies…you materialistic…overrated twat everyone fucking loves….right? The post Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding…. Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing…. Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings…. Other models were there too…

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Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself… Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent… Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

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Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself… Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent… Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

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