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Searching for the Queen of Gross-Out Comedy, Final Round

Congratulations on surprising the hell out of us, MTV Nation! We were pretty sure we were headed for a final showdown between crotchety Liz Lemon (30 Rock) and crotchy Ilana Glazer (Broad City), but we apparently underestimated the popularity of one Miss Tina Belcher (Bob’s Burgers). Or maybe we miscalculated the appeal of nerdy females… Read more »

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Psychic Crocodile Agrees With Psychic Porcupine’s Super Bowl Pick: Watch

All the fortune-telling creatures predict the same winner. Adjust your bets accordingly?

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Tina From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Is A Feminist Hero: Here’s Why

Tina Belcher is a feminist. Watch and learn with Laci Green on “Braless”!

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Tina From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Is A Feminist Hero: Here’s Why

‘Gone Girl’ Author Gillian Flynn Will Write Every Episode Of This New HBO Series

“Gone Girl” author Gillian Flynn has announced she will write the entire first season of the upcoming HBO series “Utopia,” which is being directed by “Gone Girl” director David Fincher.

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31 Ways to Live Every Day Like A ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Kid

Get ready for season five of “Bob’s Burgers” and live every day like the weird and wacky Belcher siblings.

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Dying Under The Influence: Autopsy Reports Shows That Chiefs Baller Jovan Belcher Was Drunk When He Killed Himself And Girlfriend!

Lawd have merc SMH… Autopsy Report Shows Jovan Belcher Was Drunk When He Killed Himself And Girlfriend Via Washington Post Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher had a blood-alcohol that was more than twice the legal limit when he shot his girlfriend nine times and committed suicide Dec. 1 at Arrowhead Stadium. Autopsy results released by the Jackson County (Mo.) medical examiner show that Belcher’s blood-alcohol level was .17 when he died. His girlfriend, Kassandra Perkins, had almost no alcohol in her system. Neither tested positive for illegal drugs. Perkins’s autopsy showed that she was shot in the neck, chest, abdomen, hip, back, leg and hand with a .40-millimeter handgun. After shooting her, Belcher drove to the Chiefs’ practice facility and shot himself to death as former general manager Scott Pioli and former coach Romeo Crennel tried to reason with him. Belcher and Perkins were the parents of a 4-month-old girl and their parents have each filed for custody. The couple’s relationship had become strained and Belcher had been in a relationship with another woman since March. He had spent most of the last evening of his life partying with the other woman. It’s too easy to blame the bottle. What Jovan Belcher did was selfish and despicable. Ours hearts continue to go out to all the family and friends affected by his behavior. Image via Instagram Hit the flip to read both Jovan’s and Kasandra’s autopsy reports:

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Dying Under The Influence: Autopsy Reports Shows That Chiefs Baller Jovan Belcher Was Drunk When He Killed Himself And Girlfriend!

Blame The Victim: Faux News Commenter Speaking On Belcher/Perkins Incident Says Domestic Violence Victims “Should Make Better Decisions”

Is this comment out of pocket or does she make a valid point? This Jovan Belcher case is just mindblowing.

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Blame The Victim: Faux News Commenter Speaking On Belcher/Perkins Incident Says Domestic Violence Victims “Should Make Better Decisions”

Blame The Victim: Faux News Commenter Speaking On Belcher/Perkins Incident Says Domestic Violence Victims “Should Make Better Decisions”

Is this comment out of pocket or does she make a valid point? This Jovan Belcher case is just mindblowing.

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Blame The Victim: Faux News Commenter Speaking On Belcher/Perkins Incident Says Domestic Violence Victims “Should Make Better Decisions”

Rest In Peace: Kansas City Chiefs Offer To Cover Funeral Costs For Both Jovan Belcher And Murdered Girlfriend Kasandra Perkins

The Chiefs are stepping up to the plate… Kansas City Chiefs Cover Jovan Belcher Funeral Costs Via TMZ reports : The Kansas City Chiefs organization is paying for Jovan Belcher ‘s funeral arrangements … and has offered financial assistance to Kasandra Perkins’ family as well … TMZ has learned. Sources directly involved with the situation tell us … the Chiefs have made it clear they don’t want either family to be stuck with the massive bills stemming from the funerals or memorial services. We’re told members of Belcher’s family — which now has custody of the couple’s orphaned newborn baby — graciously accepted the offer … and the team will cover all of the costs of Belcher’s memorial in KC and funeral in NY. It’s unclear if Perkins’ family has accepted the offer as well. When called for comment, a rep for the Chiefs told us, “We are assisting both families with arrangements … We just prefer not to get into specifics of what we are doing or have done.” Calls to the Belcher and Perkins families have not been returned A very kind offer by the Chiefs to help out with the arrangements. Best wishes to both families, this was indeed a tragedy for all involved.

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Rest In Peace: Kansas City Chiefs Offer To Cover Funeral Costs For Both Jovan Belcher And Murdered Girlfriend Kasandra Perkins

Jennifer Aniston Totally Pregnant Too, Tabloid Claims!

How do you raise the made-up celebrity gossip bar if you’ve already made Kate Middleton pregnant a dozen times before she actually was, and then it turns out she is? Claim Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant, of course! In Touch Weekly , everybody! FINALLY! The two most anticipated celebrity babies have been conceived! Only one of them has actually had an egg fertilized, of course. For Kate, who is feeling better but still hospitalized with morning sickness , pregnancy is no joke. For Jen, it still sort of is. She is engaged and happy with Justin Theroux, but don’t expect a baby anytime soon. Expect her instead to laugh this off as usual. The celebrity gossip tabloids have, about 125 times now, made Jennifer Aniston pregnant, and for 125 times and counting, her rep has shot them down. The actress herself even poked fun at this trend in a Smartwater ad. So meta. Although that bump does look pretty good on her. Get crackin’ Justin! Jennifer Aniston Security Tapes Leaked

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