I guess we’ll be seeing a lot of Britney Spears again. Here she is at the the X Factor audition and besides all her silly faces, her body is looking pretty good. Especially, the boobage. I don’t remember them looking so firm and high. Boob job, perhaps? It could be the dress, but if not, it was about time. Those things were reaching down to her belly button.
Back in 1998…. Jaime Pressly Did Playboy to get herself on the fucking scene… Then back in March 2012…. Jaime Pressly posted two pics of her amazing, ripped, mom body, and probable implants, on twitter …. Today….she posted one more…..and her fucking body is ridiculous….probably because she got a divorce from the loser she married….and decided to get her life together….but more importantly got her stamina in a place where she could fuck herself a new husband…cuz that’s what I see when I see fitness….if only all moms could pull this off, then I wouldn’t hate being a stepfather so much….
It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing…. She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down… Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships… There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her…. But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on… This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….
Noted billionaire space-geek Paul Allen is pushing for the stars again. Allen, the Microsoft co-founder, announced Tuesday that he’s teaming up with Burt Rutan and Elon Musk to develop a new private space flight venture called Stratolaunch, which plans to send private crafts into space by launching them from the belly of a massive airplane. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Xconomy Discovery Date : 13/12/2011 18:40 Number of articles : 3
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Here’s Jessica Simpson in some promo shot for the TV show United States Of Tara . I’ve never seen the show, but judging solely on this picture it must be about a drag queen trying to make it in this world. Why can she just stand there and look sexy? This could also be an ad for a feminine hygiene product or stool softeners. At least they managed to contain her belly kinda nicely and she’s definitely distracting me with those big chubcakes of hers so all in all I like it.
SMH… It’s a dayyum shame when a baby isn’t quite old enough to read yet but can easily blurt out phrases like “F**k It”!!! What would you do if it were your child??!? One More Time: WoW!!!!
Lady GaGa is naked on the cover of a magazine for the ump-teenth time in her life. Apparently i-D Magazine thought they were doing something that has never been done before. How many times does it take for someone to be naked in the public for people to stop caring??? Maybe… If Lady GaGa decided to do a cover fully clothed then we would actually have something to talk about but as of now, we have seen her belly button and sun-tan-less skin one too many times. Source