Here’s everyone’s favorite actress-turned-Instagram model Ashley Benson hard at work. And before you ask what’s so hard about going on a coffee run, it takes a lot of concentration and effort to look this bored for the paps. So if Ashley needs a break once her shift is over, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and kick off her shoes (and her sweater and her pants) and relax. My mom says I give great back rubs. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Ashley Benson was in a bikini yesterday, and since I’m a basic bitch, I have decided, despite my protest, to do a #TBT post, because this happened, like most pictures posted on the site, prior to me posting them, I mean I guess everything in life is a #TBT even posting this, because it happened already….my mind is blown…fucked…but I’m not fucked…but wouldn’t mind being fucked…by chubby AShley Benson’s big tits…because in the last few months, I’ve been dying for a fat girl with big tits to smother me with said tits… Sure, you’ll argue that she’s not fat, and that all girls look like this now, and they kind of do, thanks food production of the 2000s for that…. But I’m from the 70s, and this shit, is big girl, and big girls, even when celebrated and seen as normal because everyone around them, must still be treated like big girls…and that means…booty callled at 3 am drunk…for the tits… That’s all for now on this…maybe we can do a #TBT on Friday with Day 3 of her bikini… The post Ashley Benson’s Day 2 in a Bikini of teh Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess fame whores stick together…they are all part of some secret society where they collectively sold their soul to the devil, and/or share trade secrets on how to go from being an nobody to in Kim Kardashian’s case, more followed than Beyonce, as the number one followed account on instagram, all while doing nothing…I mean other than having a hit show based on their life, whether I think it is deserving fame or not, the public does, and I guess what it comes down to is her fame whoring worked…. This must be a seminar to help other fame whores, like 100 year old Chinese alien Bai Ling…who’s been at this for 2 decades, not quite a Kardashian, possibly a tranny, still showing up to events practically naked…to get noticed…weird… Yes…I am a dated old dinosaur of a site – out of touch – and I still love the innocence of traditional late 90s fame whoring. I am nostalgic like that… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING AN EVENT practically naked CLICK HERE The post Bai Ling and the Kardashians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Benson posted her ass flash in a pair of what may be black panties…while climbing on rocks…in what I guess is her being full of action and adventure…on some great expedition…that is probably the most fitness she’s ever had in her life…and possibly the last time she broke a sweat…at least based on her doughy looking face and tits… My favorite part of what is her best work on screen is her cunty, angry, spoiled brat sounding “stop filming”…the kind of video you find of an ex girlfriend that reminds you want you killed the bitch and buried her in the basement / got broken up with by her when she found a better man, only for you to spend the next year crying about it because you’re a fucking bitch… But her ass in jeans isn’t that bad… The post Ashley Benson’s Vintage Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Benson posted her ass flash in a pair of what may be black panties…while climbing on rocks…in what I guess is her being full of action and adventure…on some great expedition…that is probably the most fitness she’s ever had in her life…and possibly the last time she broke a sweat…at least based on her doughy looking face and tits… My favorite part of what is her best work on screen is her cunty, angry, spoiled brat sounding “stop filming”…the kind of video you find of an ex girlfriend that reminds you want you killed the bitch and buried her in the basement / got broken up with by her when she found a better man, only for you to spend the next year crying about it because you’re a fucking bitch… But her ass in jeans isn’t that bad… The post Ashley Benson’s Vintage Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it’s safe to say that in this generation…no one really cares about award shows, people are too busy taking selfies, and the only people who would care about award shows, would be people who got free tickets to the award shows, and decide to go for an activity that other people don’t have access to, in order to get that selfie… I think it is also safe to say, that Miley is better suited playing on the internet, posting to her social media for her retard fans, acting like some innovative performance artist, when really just being a bad impression of a angsty teenager on tumblr that the general public just take as serious, because people are too lazy to think or bother…and realize it’s just a parody or joke… Like jokes like this: “12 Incher in My Bed..Like any other Thursday”,,, or her lesbianism….or half nakedness…all the time…when really all that matters is her not ever speaking, because her talking voice out of the side of her hick mouth…terrifies me. The post Miley Cyrus for the MTV Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Ashley Benson is a bit of a shape shifter on her NYC trip promoting some movie that she plays some kind of nerd action star in…. A promo tour she’s contractually obliged to do, but that I guess she’s doing to show off her real talent or super power of an actress… And that is being able to go from a see through top wearing, broad backed, built like monster Kate Upton, all thick and sloppy and disgusting…. To a 45 year old mom out on the town after her divorce went through…talent… Here she is in a Towel for snapchat… TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER IN NYC PROMOTING SOME BULLSHIT MOVIE CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Channels Kate Upton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Ashley Benson heard me call her kinda boring at the Pixels premiere , because here she is out in New York and Ashley definitely stepped her game up with this see-through shirt. Now unfortunately, she forgot to forget to wear anything underneath, which would’ve made these pictures even hotter, but hey, it’s already a whole lot better than last time. Baby steps. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Here’s Ashley Benson at the Pixels premiere, and it’s a good thing she’s putting on a solid leg show, because otherwise, it’s a pretty boring outfit, and I would’ve been forced to write about how disappointed I am with Ashley for not fully living up to her hottie potential. And since I know how much stock Ashley puts into the opinion of a pasty pervert she doesn’t know exists, I think we should both be glad we dodged a bullet there. Phew. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com