If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world… She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Alyssa Miller isn’t all that hot of a model, she just played the system right, but I guess that logic can be applied to anyone who has success, who just master manipulated the right people to get what she wants, from dating the son of the founder of Sports Illustrated bikini photography…pretty fucking convenient use of a vagina…to ditching him for an A-List star like Jake Gyllenhaal…because that should open more doors after you’ve taken all you can from the one you previously opened… I mean so many girls are just like this, and so many dudes buy into their lies, all thanks to tits…and a smiling sweetness that blinds them… I guess the best strategy is to be hurt bag fat loser with nothing to offer women…that way you end up with the real quality fat chicks no one wants… Seriously getting used is ok, when you’re using back…preferably for anal…
Alyssa Miller isn’t all that hot of a model, she just played the system right, but I guess that logic can be applied to anyone who has success, who just master manipulated the right people to get what she wants, from dating the son of the founder of Sports Illustrated bikini photography…pretty fucking convenient use of a vagina…to ditching him for an A-List star like Jake Gyllenhaal…because that should open more doors after you’ve taken all you can from the one you previously opened… I mean so many girls are just like this, and so many dudes buy into their lies, all thanks to tits…and a smiling sweetness that blinds them… I guess the best strategy is to be hurt bag fat loser with nothing to offer women…that way you end up with the real quality fat chicks no one wants… Seriously getting used is ok, when you’re using back…preferably for anal…
I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit….while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room like this….cuz let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of a soccer husband and this being the best strategy, or the fact that this pays more than waitressing, while I worry about staring at her tits….cuz if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids….
