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Kanye West Had a Crush on KOURTNEY Kardashian?!?!

As a human being who lives on planet Earth, you’ve probably heard by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are married . The wedding was apparently the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for Yeezy, as posts written by the rapper for his old website Kanye Universe City reveal that he’s always wanted to marry a Kardashian – any Kardashian! Well, any Kardashian except Khloe. Sure, Kanye wrote the occasional ode to Kim’s booty , but she wasn’t the only member of the K clan that Yeezus had his sights on. In 2008, back when ‘Ye was still famously screaming at the Internet in all-caps rants on a regular basis, he posted a nude photo of Kim (they’ve always been easy to come by) and made her his “Girl of the Week.” This was long before they ever met, so it’s kinda cool that just six years later they’re married with a one-year-old daughter. Unfortunately, there’s more to the story: A few months after the 2008 post, Yeezy posted a photo of a semi-naked Kourtney  Kardashian and dubbed her his Girl of the Week. Yes, Kourtney won the coveted title more recently than Kim! That’s almost as awkward as it’ll be in 12 years when when North discovers that her mom’s sex tape is all over the Internet! We don’t know if Kim knew about the blog post before, but if not, ‘Ye might be sleeping on the obnoxiously expensive couch for a while. 39 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless!

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The Situation to Judge: I Can’t Make Arraignment Due to Marriage Boot Camp!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino asked judge to delay his federal tax fraud case because of a previous engagement, and you’re not going to believe what it is: He’s shooting Marriage Boot Camp when he’s supposed to be arraigned! Seriously, The Situation’s lawyers begged a judge in a letter to postpone the reality star’s arraignment, since it conflicts with his reality TV career. The former Jersey Shore star was scheduled to be arraigned October 6. Before Mike Sorrentino got arrested for tax fraud, he and his fiancee (?!) had already signed a contract to do the show in L.A. from October 5-19. The production company behind the series was concerned that Sitch would bail in the wake of his indictment, especially since the charges are no joke. It turns out they have nothing to worry about. Thank GOODNESS. Maybe the judge loves him some We TV programming, because the request was apparently granted and the arraignment pushed back to October 23. Interesting, the network just announced the new cast members for Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars , which is set to premiere in early 2015. The Situation is not in the press release, possibly because this situation had yet to be resolved, and you never know what might happen in court. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt , Aviva and Reid Drescher, Natalie Nunn and Jacob Payne, Tyson Apostol and Rachel Foulger and Syleena Johnson and Kiwane Garris will be there. Maybe Situation and his girl. Sadly not Sammi and Ronnie. Jersey Shore: The Unforgettable Moments 1. Ronnie-Sammi Fight on Jersey Shore Ronnie and Sammi go at it on Jersey Shore. Ugly.

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Farrah Abraham Films Christian Horror Movie, Tweets #Actor Selfie on Set

Continuing to broaden her career horizons to a surprising and always entertaining degree, Farrah Abraham has been cast in Axeman 2: Overkill. The ’80s-style horror film has already started filming, as the Teen Mom star informed us from the set of the sure to be epic motion picture event: Farrah Abraham , clearly excited, Tweeted, “Wow first movie #OnTheSet #Memory2Remember LOVE THIS! #California what?! Lines Lines Lines #Actor” It’s unclear how Farrah’s managed to take time off from her stripping gig in Austin and singing “Blowin'” live (you gotta hear that), but here she is. If the backdoor beauty has proven anything though, it’s that she can juggle jobs like James Deen juggles her … yeah, you get the idea. Multitasker. In Axeman 2, she plays the role of Fannie Rae Baker. She calls this girl a “conservative evangelical do-gooder hiking through a place called Cutler’s Creek for a couple’s Christian camp where the film takes place.” Hey, Farrah has said one of her goals is to be a Christian movie actress , so this is the next best thing. Though it may not end well for her character. According to the film’s press release, Farrah/Fannie and her fellow Bible-thumpers look be doomed in the end, “when The Axeman shows up.” His goal? “To separate them … and dismember them.” Then again, you just never know. Sounds like the kind of gripping plot you’ll bend over backwards to see play out when it hits theaters nationwide. We kid. You’ll only be able to see this if you watch movies online or On Demand, because we’d be surprised if it even got a theatrical release. 15 Reality Stars Who Wish They Could Act or Sing 1. Farrah Abraham Oooooh, lord. Teen Mom star Farrah Abaham wanted to be a singer, and released some absolutely horrible songs to no avail (but great amusement). She’s also a terrible actress, as evidenced by her attempts to convince us her sex tape was released by mistake. Screaming is a different story, as she proved with James Deen …

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