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Morena Baccarin in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Morena Baccarin has been in serious fucking nerd shit…like Stargate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and other nerd bullshit….and now she’s got her nips out in a bikini for that nerd audience…at least she’s aware of what people are looking at her for.. It is pretty funny that I am not an actual nerd, but rather just a fucking weirdo, because seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many real life vagina I have put my dick in….or no matter how funny and awkward and uncomfortable I make people when I stare at them and steal their souls…I will still have nerds role through…this is the internet….and even though everyone uses the internet making us all nerds…hence the success of Game of Thrones…the idea of nerd still exists..and it’s likely masturbating to these tits… The post Morena Baccarin in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Nude of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner used her birthday as an excuse to post up all these nude photos of herself, you know cuz the Kardashians are clever and can use the whole “I’m in my birthday suit on my birthday” as a marketing hook to remind people they exist, how can we forget, they shove themselves down our throats more than black dicks have been shoved into ALL of the motherfuckers..including their dad’s new pussy…. I guess this is strategy to help sell product no one needs because top influencers push insane numbers to their online stores….selling shit to kids with access to their parents credit cards…but it could just be exhibitionism…as we’ve learned from social media than any and all of these people when given the platform….are all exhibitionists… She is the hottest of the bunch, the skinny one who hasn’t raped her face yet as hard as the other muppets in her home….but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be taken out back and shot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Kills Halloween of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum is so into Halloween that Amazon gave her a live broadcast, where they rented out a store front in NYC, for people to window shop, or watch her like the zoo exhibit she is, as she got into her weird fucking costume…because people don’t have better things to do than watch Heidi Klum get into her Halloween costume…get a fucking life… The best joke on her brand deal Halloween collab was from Howie Mandell saying “so no costume this year”…what a dad joker with too much fucking money motherfucker…a reminder that you didn’t need to be a good comic 25 years ago to make it as a comic. If you don’t believe me watch Old Sandler on stage it is bad..but I guess so is new Sandler.. I would have been happier if he said “you should see her pussy”…cuz it doesn’t need a costume or the prosthetics to fit the costume. She’s old, has fucked a lot, has a lot of kids and Seal put it through the fucking wringer with his girth/size… I guess Heidi is pretending this is for Halloween, but it is really just an extension of the Nazi Germany eugenics program that made her the superior human she is…and this is just research into various technologies for her future host body when they figure out how to download brains…as bodies wear out…and you probably find this hot. Here is the video: https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Heidi-Klum-.mp4 JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Kills Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother…. I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right. At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire.. She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sydney Sweeney Hot of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

SYDNEY SWEENEY is the breakout set of tits of the year. She had been working the acting scene for a while, but for some reason none of the hit shows she was on took advantage of the fact that she has these huge fucking tits on her young skinny frame, they obviously did it intentionally so that when they were ready to do the big reveal, you know when she got on a hit show she was a key character on, we’d notice and tune in. If they had done it when she was just a third tier two episode guest star…we’d have noticed, but it wouldn’t have had the same impact….or benefit to those who hired her… The show she’s on is the teen drama on HBO called Euphoria, where they take on real “kid” issues like pill addiction, trannies, sex and cam girling….you know more realistic shit than Riverdale. It is the show Riverdale wishes it was, so anything to discount Riverdale is a good thing..not that it neeeds to be discounted everyone with a brain knows it’s shit… And everyone wit a brain, knows this young starlet, just starting out with her breakout role, has massive tits….that she’s into slutty selfie-ing…like all the girls her age…helping make the internet a better place… DONT FORGET HER NUDES – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sydney Sweeney Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Got Them Tits On of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff is one of those child stars who will always have creeper fans committed to her cause…whatever that cause is.. They are the weirdo perverts out there thinking that she can do no wrong, as they’ve loved her for so long, her entire fucking life that has been spent in front of the camera and they’ve watched her go from young teen body, to thick mom of two with a crossfit body, all while fucked, sometimes getting pregnant from various men a few times along the way. I heard she even fucked a Hockey Team….cuz her last husband was a billionaire, but also an NFL player who got off to team initiation tactics and donating his Wife’s cunt to the cause. In that process of thickening out and being a mom she’s got tits, and those tits are being pushed up, which isn’t all that hot, exciting, girls fuck on camera for jokes these days, but to Hilary Duff fans…is EVERYTHING…so if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, and you haven’t killed yourself for being a disgrace and embarrassment, here’s her cleavage…but I suggest you move on and find new pussy….better pussy…it’s out there.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Got Them Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shelley Hennig Naked Bride of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shelley Hennig is a former Miss Teen USA (Huge accomplishment, something to really be proud of, you’re not Miss Teen USA, you’ve never even fucked a pageant winner, not any winner, not even the best hog at the county fair ribbon holder, so by default she’s better than all you’ve fucked, assuming you’ve fucked, which I don’t, you incel fucks. She now she’s an actress apparently on Teen Wolf if that’s still a show….at 32 she’s old enough to be in the original Michael J Fox, pre shakes, movie….and I guess she’s getting married…at 32 that’s marriage age…and I guess felt the need to throw one very last minute slutty pic as a memento to her single life….a tribute to all the men who she’s been half naked for…but who weren’t good or rich enough to marry. HOWEVER…this could be for a role or shoot and nothing to do with getting married…. Maybe it is a promo for her new HULU show and now a “getting married” like she’s not some kind of whore when all celebrity women are wholes based on the JOB description alone. It’s asking too much of me to figure all that out about something so stupid…like she’s not even actually naked. Do better….this is exactly why she’s not more famous. It’s a different era 32 year old dinosaur..you gotta get more graphic to compete… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shelley Hennig Naked Bride of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Suzanne Somers Naked for her Birthday of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The big news on the internet in celebrity nudes the last few days, is that Suzanne Somers posted a weird nude in a field pic of herself to celebrate her 73rd birthday, which was only shocking because I thought she was 95. The set of tank top wearing braless hard nipple tits we jacked off to in the late 70s…who became a set of tits we jerked off to in her thighmaster infomercials despite being old then…and now at a real old age…she’s attempting to give us more and we should in turn give her some credit and appreciation for 4-5 decades of jerk off material…not that you cna really jerk off to this one but I know some of her fans already have, it is old news…but it’s the thought / effort that counts…I guess… Now if only all the old ladies in the park feeding the pigeons and trying to pet my dog took the same approach…it’d make life way more depressing as that constant reminder of how woman fucking rot… So here she is holding her big old tits…for surviving Hollywood. The post Suzanne Somers Naked for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariana Grande In a Bra of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariana Grande , the pop singer who couldnt take a hint that her career is OVER when her concert got bombed, is back on tour, in her bra. She is 26 years old but dresses and presents herself as a child. A very fucking useless child in some sort of slutty drag costume that makes all the other parents at the park disgusted by her parents…assuming she has parents….because most of this Disney Kids get sold off. I think she’s a Disgusting little midget looking thing, who was involved in at least one suicide by a man she had sex with…cuz she got that killer pussy….but not in a “that’s a killer pussy”…but in a no shitty popstar has so many fucking casualties. I also hate her black face everyday that no one calls out, it’s like men do blackface and get fired…girls do blackface and they are just girls who like tans… But she’s in a bra and dudes jack off to her cuz dudes are fucking weird. So here it is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariana Grande In a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The biggest news in celeb tits is that Vanessa Hudgens did a clever titty flash like it was old times, always an innovator this one, at least when it comes to tits, since everything else about her is relatively boring, candy coated, Disney shit….but I will always credit her for one of the first nude selfie leaks of all time and now she’s casually posting selfies where her full tits are in her sunglass reflection like an Easter Egg hunt in October….forcing us to find the nude like some kind of ESCApe ROOM but the titty in the pic version… I think this is the basis of a million dollar business called “find the titty” in the pic featuring girls who like showing their tits, but in less than obvious ways to keep a little mystery. Clever and it can be spun as an accident…pretty exciting even if she isn’t. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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