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Caroline Vreeland Weird Body for Lingerie Brand of the Day

Caroline Vreeland pulled some sort of scam and made friends with the right people at the luxury sugar baby lingerie company this is for…..and is now on of their people…huge tits out for all to see…distracting from her fucking weirdo body that happens when you have monster tits. It’s like the rest of you is trying so hard to be fat and Caroline just keeps trying to fight it. Other big tits have been far less successful…from Kate Upton to others….who had their bodies catch up to the tits while this one still hasn’t quite made it so she’s still hustling…trying to make it – tits out… The post Caroline Vreeland Weird Body for Lingerie Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Riley Keough Scientlogy Bikini Pics of the Day

I guess Elvis’ granddaughter who never met Elvis which reduces the cool factor being Elvis’ granddaughter by quite a bit, but she’s still Elvis’ granddaughter and that is pretty fucking cool…because he’s fucking Elvis. To not be a fan of the “KING” is to not be human….seriously. So this heir to his fortune, that is still fucking earns, is pretty interesting, not because her mom Lisa Marie Presley, who was the most active member of the Church of Scientolgy since L.Ron himself, thanks to her mom , Elvis’ teenage bride Priscilla raising her in the church….they have both been shunned or ousted from Scientology after a 40 year run…but I’m pretty sure Riley is still all about it as she does the whole acting thing…but what the fuck do I know…other than that she hangs with Scientologists and they aren’t allowed to hang with her if she was ousted….complicated cult things… That said, she seems to like wearing bikinis on social media, like all girls and I’m into it cuz I think Elvis is great…and his Sperm created this…which is probably why most people are interested in her….so you get them in with the Elvis connection but make them fall in love with you thanks to your half nudes… The post Riley Keough Scientlogy Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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American Hating Soccer Player Tits of the Day

Megan Rapinoe is the Soccer Playing America Hating lesbian haircut who got Political when she won some girl soccer game….as she fought to get paid as much as men…because she may or may not be a man…doing a LADYBUGS hustle but less entertaining than Rodney Dangerfield, but then again, I always assume hard body, hard faced, dykes with dyke haircuts are men….don’t blame me, blame the musculature for her high testerone….that unlike most trans people isn’t really off-setting the tits…cuz clearly she’s got tits…American Flag desecrating tits…. It is summer…and summer is for bikinis….and I don’t know anything about Megan Rapinoe or her American hating, I just think her tits are good for a dyke looking muscular dude…and here’s her SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM to prove it.. The post American Hating Soccer Player Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maggie Q in a Bikini of the Day

Maggie Q is Hollywood’s answer to asian celebrity, because she’s only half asian, and half white, so you can understand her when she says words that start with the letter “R”…. Her story is great, her dad was a soldier in Vietnam war, not a defector, but a hero….who I guess was violating local Vietnamese women like they do in the movies and evntually ended up making babies with at least one of them and to offset his guilt of raping and killing off Vietnamese villages, like in the movies, he offered to bring them both home to America….and have a life with them…a true here… First comes Napalm, then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food on your days off, then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979…a good year… So this old asian bitch is out in her bikini looking good cuz it is summer…and summer is for bikinis… At least she’s skinny…not bad for a 40 year old… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maggie Q in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Isabela Moner in a Bikini of the Day in a Bikini of the Day

Isabela Moner turned 18 about 10 days ago – you fucking perverts… These pictures are of her freshly turned 18 year old tits making an appearance in a coming out party or big reveal… She is from PERU at least ethnically on her mother’s side…she was born in OHIO…much less exciting than being an annoying college kid backpacking Machu Picchu… She’s an idiot who says, despite being born in OHIO and her dad being white from LOUISIANA….she feels more Peruvian than American…which is some dumb shit to say when you’re fucking American but I guess we are used to American haters.. She’s best known for being in the live action DORA THE EXPLORER in 2018…I don’t think th movie has come out but if this is how you view that character in the cartoon – you’re a weirdo. She was also in Transformers, which is a hit now that everyone is trans… So anyway, It is summer…and summer is for bikinis….this is a bikini and we are pervy…. To See the Rest of the Pics

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Sarah Hyland is Engaged of the Day

Sarah Hyland finally got engaged to her gay boyfriend…. These two idiots whom I’ve seen together on social media because they are annoying..for a very long time. She has credited him with being her gay best friend, a support system who she laughs and whines to.. He has credited her as being the only reason he’s got an audience, she he had Disney dreams, he just has that look…but didn’t have what it took to make them happen for himself, so he bit the bullet and decided to seduce some broken girl on a hit show he met at the hospital…or wherever they met. They represent all things wrong with white people and remind me of what was popular a decade ago…and I assume they don’t have sex because she has been sexualizing herself on social media so hard for attention…..or maybe because her vagina got sewn up in one of her Kidney Transplants…or maybe she wasn’t born with a vagina….but I guess she’s always got an asshole…unless that was sewn up too and she shits in a bag…which could be what dude is attracted to besides the money and fame he gets by associatin…you know the smell of feces…his aphrodisiac…if queers didn’t like shit, why’d they be so into getting it all over their hands, mouth and dicks… Either way, she exudes zero sex appeal, whether she got no hole to fuck….or not. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland is Engaged of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Benson Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson , who is probably best known for her big doughy tits that were set on her big doughy body, back when she was on the “Riverdale” of her generation called Pretty Little Liars, where she played the third favorite short legged, wide-hipped actress, and amassed a huge social media presence….and that put her on Cara Delevingne’s target list…who ended up recruiting her to the lesbian side, the rubbing pussy together so that they smell the same cuz they have the same bacteria make-up and enzymes through their perversions..of mutual masturbation…cuz they are narcissists and dicks get in the way of that… Lesbians…they’re everywhere….and as it turns out, they wear bikinis like non lesbians, and as the INCEL fucks you are….you should jack off to these tits in anger cuz they’ll never fuck you in part cuz you’re an INCEL fuck but also because you dick, despite being the size of a clit, doesn’t interest them… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Benson Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurley Naked of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is an old lady who posts selfies of herself NAKED. Shocking, but not really, she’s been pretty consistent about the bikini pics on social media after years of barely existing…. The woman who tapped out mid-30s until her 50s, where I guess she decided to be a mom with a rich guy and is now back at it….to promote her bikinis, or to find a new rich husband, or to show off that she’s still hot despite being old I don’t know the psychology behind a woman who is using her sex appeal at an old age, but who used her sex appeal to get into Hugh Grant’s pants when she was young and when he was famous as fuck. He brought her to America. Fucked a Tranny cuz she’s a boring lay. She moved on and got acting work like Austin Powers…inflating her ego in a time she needed to be reaffirmed cuz her boyfriend fucked a tranny… I may be off on my timeline here…I am not the Liz Hurley Biographer… Now naked cuz she either thinks she’s hot or is trying to find a new rich husband…or maybe it actually markets her bathing suits… Or maybe she’s just inspirational, you know giving the instagram sluts hope that in 30 years they’ll be ok, or able to still monetize their bullshit lack of skill….getting naked or half naked into the FUTURE… All I really gotta say is WHERE THE FUCK are her nipples. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day

In Friends revival news… Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent…. Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing. I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck…. Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant… Here’s Aniston JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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In Friends revival news… Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent…. Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing. I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck…. Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant… Here’s Aniston JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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