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Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In Friends revival news… Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent…. Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing. I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck…. Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant… Here’s Aniston JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hello Summer: Angela Simmons Has Been Showing Off Her Banging Bawdy And It’s A Glorious Time To Be Alive

Posted on June 6, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

View this post on Instagram This rainy day has me planning my next get away . Need the beach and sun ASAP @mattecollection A post shared by Angela Simmons (@angelasimmons) on Apr 26, 2019 at 3:59pm PDT It’s summer time , y’all. Which means our favorite celebrities and IG personalities are putting their bawdies all the way on blast in the warm months. There’s really nothing better. Sundresses, bikinis and cakes. It’s a summertime tradition. We’ve been highlighting some of the most banging bawdies of the summer and we can’t stop, won’t stop. Today we’re going to look at Angela Simmons who has gotten absolutely finer by the minute, it seems. She’s also still Snicker thick. Good lawd. View this post on Instagram Ready for a getaway @mattecollection #TimeToGetInTheGym #BNB #LinkInBio #builtnotbought A post shared by Angela Simmons (@angelasimmons) on Apr 2, 2019 at 9:01am PDT Enjoy and you’re welcome.

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Eugenie Bouchard’s Beach Fitness of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a big fan of Eugenie Bouchard’s transition into a social media influencer…because she’s put in the work….thanks to her dad, who she’s here working out with, and his investment into her tennis career when he was present enough to see she had an ability to make it very far with her tennis….pretty much making it to all the top tennis events in the world…not necessarily winning them…but being an official tennis star, with sponsors getting fucking paid…a nice level of credibility that isn’t needed to make it as a social media influencer, but that helps when selling brand deals…cuz she’s more than just a girl in a bikini on instagram…she’s a legit athlete…an accomplished athlete….so it is all less shameless even if it can sometimes be shameless as people love the bikini selfies…from the person getting great feedback posting it…to the person looking at it…bikinis really make te internet a bettr place. What I am trying to say is Eugenie Bouchard…is great and she must be loving how much easier it is to generate buzz and brand deals using instagram….than actually trying to win tennis events… I am a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eugenie Bouchard’s Beach Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha in Health Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Healthy fat chicks – what? Here’s some Bebe Rexha in a Health magazine, which is a fucking ridiculous since she’s fat…but I am against that whole fat girls pretending they are healthy, just cuz they aren’t dying of diabetes yet, doesn’t man that she’s not going to die of obesity related diseases which is kind of the trend now, putting an aggressive strain on the healthcare system….because everyone is an unhealthy lazy fuck…who likes eating shit food… I am a fat person….my wife is a fat person who just won’t die of related diseases…but that doesn’t mean she won’t…or I won’t… It also doesn’t mean we should be on health magazines celebrating how unhealthy we are…. This is the dumbest thing that has happened in modern times…saying fat is healthy…when science says it’s not… Be empowered all you want, wear the bikinis and make a fat fool of yourself but don’t spread fucking lies!! This is some fake news shit…that doesn’t help the people….it’s all fucking bad. So that’s why I am posting it. The post Bebe Rexha in Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Safe to say the pictures of this pig in Si Swimsuit were taken some time ago..and I say pig because we all remember her sex tape where she lets her poor little dog lick some dudes cum off her, cum that she was paid to receive for being a 20k a day hooker…..that’s the rumor anyway…. But now she’s found love, or at least strategically placed that cum inside her uterus where it belongs when you’re a slutty sex worker….I guess being 45 years old, at least in her face, she’s had no real choice but to get knocked up before it’s too late and she misses her chance she was given when cast for SI despite looking like a stripper…to be set for life… This is her being strategic ….with baby in womb cuz that’s how being a sex worker who presents herself as a model works. It is safe to say these bikini pics are scheduled in line with the release of SI Swimsuit….because get the hype you can to polarize your story….ride that SI Swim fame like you were Kate Upton or Christie Brinkley….while rocking an aggressive muppet face. Here she is with her hard pregnant nipples out with her baby daddy JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bottom of the SI Barrel Girls in Staged Paparazzi Pics in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are 3 of the very bottom of the barrel SI Swimsuit girls in bikinis in a staged paparazzi photoshoot.. Jasmine Sanders .. Danielle Herrington ..and some other girl I can’t name because she sent her lawyer after me over internet hate / cyber bully crimes for calling her out for what she looked like .. This is the battle of just how broken and weird we can get to polarize into being marketable…by pretending to be empowered when really they know they truth…and that is that they are just milking the fuck out of they hype that they have generated and the fact that able bodied people feel bad not viewing retardations as beautiful…so they package them as beautiful… I don’t know, but these staged shit is terrifying, like some nightmare or horror version of Charrlie’s Angel….and I can’t imagine this being interesting to ANYONE… Hailey Clauson was there too.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bottom of the SI Barrel Girls in Staged Paparazzi Pics in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Milana Vayntrub Big Cleavage in her One Piece of the day

Posted on May 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In an era of all fat chicks thinking they are hot chicks…and all fat chicks having the same attitude as hot chicks….it is nice to see a girl in a one-piece bathing suit…because as fat chicks try to perpetuate their lie of being hot chicks…bikinis are used far too liberally and with that comes a fucking lot of gut hanging over bikini bottom weirdness that is neither interesting or fun to look at…but is fully fucking repulsive… I am not saying fat chicks shouldn’t get fucked like the rest of women, or that dudes shouldn’t find fat chicks hot in the privacy of their own home at 3 am when drunk….I am just saying keep it to your damn self and if you NEED to be in a bathing suit, and you shouldn’t ever NEED that…..wear the fucking one piece.. Let Milana Vayntrub guide you…and she’s not even that fat…but her titties are. The post Milana Vayntrub Big Cleavage in her One Piece of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Pussy Dance of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Double Kidney Transplant Hyland still got the moves motherfuckers…not that she ever had the moves…or if she did have the moves pre-kidney transplant, I wouldn’t be aware of it, cuz I have always been terrified of her…. Sure her swinging her pussy side to side, doing the “pussy dance” which is a social media event that happens when girls get in bikinis and need content for their social media…a slow hip shake gyrating from the pussy…like she’s Elvis….and it’s always encouraged. Sarah Hyland as an actress has always been creepy, underdeveloped, she looked 12 when she was 20, securing a weird fanbase, but a fanbase nonetheless….being on mainstream network television obviously helped her reach all those creepy fans, and cultivate more creepy fans who into underdeveloped adult women…for whatever reason… A survivor….living her best life…as many people who face death head-on do….and in doing that she’s become dramatically more into her social media audience, being a half naked sexual being, and doing things like pussy dances…which may or may not make you people happy. I am here to help make you people happy even though you’ve never done anything for me. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez 50 Year Old Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the fuck is Jennifer Lopez / J.Lo up to…. She’s filming a movie, that she is probably making stupid money on, and she’s showing off her 50 year old body in a bikini, that looks pretty fucking ripped…thanks to photoshop, make-up, or all the cosmetic procedures that these whores do to stay as hot as possible…. She spends her days in the gym, she has a chef and budget to have handlers control every calorie she eats….but she’s still breaking the fucking rules with this bikini action cuz girls over 30 aren’t supposed to wear bikinis…they are usually married moms…not things anyone wants to jerk off to… Yet thanks to finances, ego, hollywood tactics…J.Lo may be a bikini THOT from instagram you jack off to today….and you know what….I am sure she fucking loves that. Otherwise, she’d retire on her pile of money…..rather than try to make more… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez 50 Year Old Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ugly Face Ashley Tisdale is out there in a bikini…which is huge news for you High School Musical fans….which in and of itself is pretty fucking weird because being a High School Musical fan is creepy…but it is the only thing Ashley Tisdale has done…so if you’re down to see her 10 years older in bikini… I used to say at least she had a tight body…well she doesn’t have that anymore…but she’s putting out the bikini pics anyway…as she should…it’s the bikini generation on the internet…so get up in your bikinis fools… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Some Shorts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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