Tag Archives: Bikinis

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

If you like big girls in bikinis, I hope you’re like me, where you just like all girls in bikinis, and statistically, especially now more than ever, some of them will end up being big…blame the food industry, the sugar industry, the corn industry, the internet and tech companies giving us something to do whilst sitting on our fat asses, blame having to work everyday, not getting enough sleep…. being stressed and overextended….miserable and one block away from a McDonalds to eat your sadness even if it isn’t satiating and doens’t solve problems…or in Iskra Lawrences case…you can fail as a model, and decide to rebrand yourself as a fat model, post a self produced video about being fat, even if she was only fat for a few months, creating this fat proud cuz her scam worked lie… I call it FAT face like black face, but I guess it is fat appropriating….cuz real fat people are too lazy to make this much earth shattering noise…they’re more into breaking chairs and hating themselves and shit… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

See the rest here:
Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

Carolina Marie Bikini of the Day

Carolina Marie is some model who has practiced her model face and went with it.. in every single photo.. her she is for a swimsuit photoshoot. Is she a robot, I don’t know…I’d assume she’s void of most substance, except maybe the substance of casting directors and producers who she lays down for as their sex doll…cuz that face…is fucking dead…but still interesting enough to stare at when cumming inside her I guess… Her face is always looking the fucking same, but new tits for us, are new tits and in her quest to bring her one facial expression to the top of the charts, it is our duty to supper her as the new tits we’ve never heard of…follow her…and encourage her for more… I did my part, and SMASHED that follow button….and you should too…cuz one look can be fun when it’s half naked…in different poses…selling bikinis….or whatever the fuck is going on here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Carolina Marie Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Originally posted here:
Carolina Marie Bikini of the Day

Rumer and Scout Willis Bikinis of the Day

Slutty hipster Willis sisters doing what they do best….nothing. They are both zero accomplished thanks to their parents’ being over accomplished…both having made shit tons of money with the whole Hollywood thing during an era when big fucking money was made off of Hollywood… Who knows, maybe Demi got in on her ex Husband’s tech dot com fund….and is also a dot com billionaire…not married to KUNIS, but rather doing poppers or whippets at parties where people die, despite being 100 years old… It’s hard to expect these idiots to do anything that matters, when their parents are basically unemployed….. Celebrities are funny, because they work 6 weeks a year, make 50 million dollars in that year, and chill the rest of the year to hang out with their kids who never have to work a day in their life… So despite having money and access…they just choose to be vapid cunts like the vapid cunts of the internet…posing half naked or sometimes fully naked for likes…since they don’t need money…. I think the only thing interesting about this is that Rumer Willis has a new face and body and she’s actually worthy of being stared at. Huge news really…if you are looking for Rumer Willis news…which no one in the world is looking for…cuz these kids are pretty useless… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rumer and Scout Willis Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Here is the original post:
Rumer and Scout Willis Bikinis of the Day

Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Jordyn-Jones-Bikini-.mp4 Jordyn Jones is a young slut. The new generation. Cheesy looking, but slutty looking and that alone is worth celebrating, or at least worth looking at in a bikini…because…everything is worth looking at in a bikini… I remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, but I am old now…and like all young pussy in a bikini…. There was a time when I’d be like “She’s fat, her face is fucked, she’s got one fucking foot, she’s in a wheel chair”…and now…I’m like BRING IT… Girl has 4.5 million followers on social media or more…and I can assume this wild and racy…is just a product of being raised on porn and social media whores…and it’s great.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read more:
Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day

Kim Garner in a Bikini of the Day

I love that Kim Garner, is some serious fucking clickbait, at least in the content se produces…yet no one fucking cares about her or her existence…she was on a Reality Show, then moved to LA and still can’t seem to go viral..despite being in a bikini all the fucking time because I guess she’s in a era where too many bikinis out there, too many clickbaiters, too many pieces of shit stealing her irrelevant but almost relevant glory… But I’ll still look at her ass. TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE The post Kim Garner in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Follow this link:
Kim Garner in a Bikini of the Day

Bussdown Beachiana: These Photos Of Tatted Teyana Taylor Enjoying Family Beach Day Are… DIVINE

Source: Splash News / Splash News Teyana Taylor Hits South Beach With Baby Iman Teyana Taylor and her mini-me have been living it up on South Beach. Over the weekend, the K.T.S.E . singer was spotted out and about in Miami, spending some quality time with her adorable baby girl , Iman Tayla . She gave her daughter lots of love and affection, kissing little Iman and holding her tight after playtime in the water. Not only is her mommy game strong, Teyana’s beach lewks are making headlines, as she’s been showing off them burly buns in some teeny, tiny bikinis. First up, it was a leopard thong that put that booty on full display and then, a mix-and-match two piece that let us know she ain’t missing no meals. Iman Shumpert’s wifey posted this candid shot of her tatted bosom on Instagram: View this post on Instagram Flow tailor-made like Teyana! #BussDownBeachiana A post shared by Jimmy Neutch- Shumpert (@teyanataylor) on Mar 3, 2019 at 5:44pm PST More photos from their mother-daughter beach day on the flip.

Continue reading here:
Bussdown Beachiana: These Photos Of Tatted Teyana Taylor Enjoying Family Beach Day Are… DIVINE

Malia Obama Bikini Pics of the Day

Malia Obama in her white bikini, which is my favorite color bikini, since you can often times see pussy when they get wet…or at least pussy stains when they are not wet…which to some of us is erotic… These are from a few weeks ago, you know young, rich, daughter of the first Black President….half naked on the beach at the most expensive hotel in South Beach….showing off her young fit body for the paparazzi…and really the American people..because by default she is a representative of them…even to those of you racists out there who hated Obama…he was still your overlord and thus this is your princess…by default more important than you. I figure republican, democrat, Trump Supporter, or Sanders Supporter, or anything you are in your life that you get caught up in this nonsense like your opinion matters….we can all agree…this is what America is all about….BITCHES IN BIKINIS! Like an 80s movie but REAL FUCKING LIFE… The post Malia Obama Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Here is the original post:
Malia Obama Bikini Pics of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Bikini Time Is Coming To An End

Victoria Justice , her sister and her friends’ Jamaican trip is over and sadly that means no more pics of them in their bikinis. I guess they need a vacation from all that hard work they’ve been doing for their social media pages. It’s a tough life!!! If any one of them needs a soothing massage give me a call.                  

Read the original here:
Victoria Justice’s Bikini Time Is Coming To An End

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

We don’t know who Jordyn Jones is….but we know we’ve posted her before… I like that I refer to myself as we, I assume it’s part of my schizophrenia caused by alcoholism…or maybe it’s just cabin fever like on The Shinning level of insanity that hasn’t motivated me to kill my wife off…she’s too fat to chop up and dispose of and the whole legal proceeding and living in prison will get in the way of my blogging, perversion, my drinking, my creeping on girls in the park in their bikinis when summer rolls around…you know the things I love in life….but the level of insanity that makes me have deep conversations with myself as though I am talking to another person..and both of us motherfuckers don’t remember what this Jordyn Jones does, short term memory issues maybe…bombarded by too many girls like her doing the same thing.. But I am into her bikini pics, ass out, like it’s supposed to be….it looks great! Good styling, staging, shooting, directing…that Iphone photography on point…now pull the bikini aside and show us the cunt hole. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read the original post:
Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

Brittany Hoffner Wet White Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Brittany Hoffner is, but I am a huge fan of her choices in bikinis. There’s this fetish I’ve had for decades thanks to a friend’s sister at his family pool. I write about it enough, and it basically goes like this….in high school my friend’s sister wore a white bikini to the pool. I saw her full pussy multiple times and either no one told her or she knew and wanted people to see her pusssy…but the whole experience was amazing thanks to it being the late 80s, bush was a thing…=but her bush wasn’t a thing to hide her actual vagina lips giving me jerk off material I used for at least a decade…. So there is a warm place in my heart for see through fabrics….it’s possibly my one true love…maybe what I should have married. I don’t know who Brittany Hoffner but see through bikinis…are our friend. The post Brittany Hoffner Wet White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read this article:
Brittany Hoffner Wet White Bikini of the Day