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Justin Bieber: Photoshop Process "Revealed" in Hilarious Video!

We all know that the Justin Bieber Calvin Klein ads were photoshopped to give the singer bigger muscles, a bigger dong, and even a bigger ego (if that’s possible). But you may not have realized how much re-touching actually went into  Bieber’s underwear photos . Fortunately, the folks at College Humor are here to expose the truth: Justin Bieber: Photoshop Video Shocking, right? We’ve heard Justin referred to as a “turd” or a “piece of crap” before, but we never knew those descriptions were entirely literal. The world rolled its collective eyes when the Biebs ads first hit the web, but now that we know what a treasure trove of comedy they’ve turned out to be, we couldn’t be happier that JB decided to strip down to his Calvins. In addition to the brilliant College Humor clip, SNL mocked Bieber’s modeling in a sketch that justifiably went ultra-viral. Remarkably, Justin’s been pretty cool with most of the jokes, thus far. Maybe we really are dealing with a kinder, gentler Biebs these days. We guess the whole world accusing you of stuffing your crotch would have a pretty humbling effect on anyone. Of course, no matter how often Bieber apologizes for his douchey past, in some folks’ eyes, he’ll always just be a big piece of sh-t. Justin Bieber vs. Mark Wahlberg: War of the Underwear! 1. Bieber vs. Wahlberg! So. Many. Abs. Who looks hottest in his undies, Mark Wahlberg or Justin Bieber?

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Katy Perry Super Bowl Boobs: Place Your Bets!

This Sunday, halfway through Tom Brady’s epic struggle to avoid eye contact with Richard Sherman, Katy Perry’s Super Bowl performance will reach over 100 million viewers in the US alone. So while most gamblers will be putting their money down on the New England Patriots or the Seattle Seahawks, some smart bettors will be wagering on something far more predictable: Katy Perry’s boobs . 26 Best Pics of Katy Perry’s Cleavage 1. Katy Perry W Magazine Photo Katy Perry looking sultry in the new issue of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever. Yes, Katy’s famous rack is one of many Super Bowl prop bets that can earn you some big game cash even if you know nothing about football: Right now, the odds are heavily in favor of Katy bringing the girls out on the field: The current money line is -500 for cleavage and +350, which means you’d have to $500 on boobs just to win $100, but can you ever really go wrong betting on boobs? Remarkably, the smart money might be on “no boobs,” as judging from Katy’s press conference this week, it looks like she may be favoring a more conservative look, possibly in accordance with the league’s wishes. There are some other interesting prop bets out there as well, such as what color hoodie Bill Belichick will rock, and whether or not Marshawn Lynch will grab his crotch after a touchdown. Of course, the really big question is whether or not there’s any truth to the rumors that Katy will diss Taylor Swift during her performance. One thing’s for sure: unlike Tom Brady’s balls , Katy’s ta-tas are sure to be fully inflated. Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls 1. Don’t rub my balls! Leave that to me, please.

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Drew Brees Settles DeflateGate Debate Once and For All!

As you may have heard, Tom Brady’s balls have been in the news quite a bit this week.  Sadly, the story has nothing to do with a Gisele Bundchen sex tape and everything to do with the New England Patriots possibly getting caught cheating yet again. Did some rogue equipment manager doctor Tom’s balls on his own? Does Bill Belichick’s pseudo-scientific explanation pass muster? Is Brady pouting and whining about the whole situation? The answer to that last question is a resounding “yes,” but the other two remain mysteries. Fortunately, the patron Saint of football science, Drew Brees, is here to shed some light on the situation: Drew Brees Solves DeflateGate Brees tries to be diplomatic, telling Conan O’Brien he has “no idea” if Belichick and company are guilty, but he proceeds to basically prove that: It’s easy to detect if a football has been deflated. Softer footballs are easier to throw. Some big questions remain following Brees’ demonstration: Did he intend to blow up Brady’s spot by basically suggesting that any QB can tell if a ball’s been deflated the moment he touches it? Who’s gonna pay for that light he broke? And, most importantly, when will Brees finally get that thing on his face checked out? These are the issues we’re grappling with in the days leading up to Super Bowl XLIX. Meanwhile, of course, Tom terrific is focused on what really matters: finding a store that sells Uggs in the Phoenix area. Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls 1. Don’t rub my balls! Leave that to me, please.

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Drew Brees Settles DeflateGate Debate Once and For All!