Sometimes it seems like in 2014, you’re not really famous until the whole world has seen your genitals. If that’s the case, then 5 Seconds of Summer bassist Calum Hood skyrocketed to the A-list over night, as his ill-advised wang selfie has has now gone viral online. Of course, Calum’s Aussie pop rock band 5 Seconds of Summer has yet to become a household name in the States, so his dong hasn’t received the level of obsessive attention lavished upon, say, Jon Hamm’s penis . (Or even Idris Elba’s microphone wire , for that matter.) Even so, on the scale of dick pic notoriety with Brett Favre’s famous photo being a 10, and your ex-boyfriend’s naked “u up?” booty call selfie being a 1, Calum’s Snap Chat mishap is probably about a 7 or 8. Fortunately, Calum turned 18 in January, so while the pic might be a shameless publicity stunt, it at least won’t result in any sort of federal investigation. Unlike with the Scarlett Johansson nude photos of 2011, this leak didn’t result from phone hacking. Calum simply sent the pic to a female “friend” who then decided to share the screen shot with the world. Hood responded to the incident online, writing, “I’m still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes ;)” Yeah, you’re also a semi-famous teenage kid, dude. So be careful to whom text photos of your junk. Naked Celebrity Photo Scandals: Who’s Been Caught? 1. Demi Lovato Photos of Demi Lovato in bed with Wilmer Valderrama went viral in the spring of 2014. Some were pretty darn racy.
Earlier this summer, Roger Clemens was found not guilty of lying to a grand jury over his alleged steroid use. But the fireballer apparently is guilty of making like Brett Favre: no, he hasn’t texted a photo of his penis to any young female employees. But he also doesn’t know when to truly retire. Clemens, 50, has actually signed with the Sugar Land (Texas) Skeeters of the independent Atlantic League and is expected to start for the minor league organization on Saturday. Note to Roger Clemens: Stick to golf. Agent Randy Hendricks hasn’t said anything about his client attempting a Major League comeback if all goes well, but did say in a statement: “His fastball was clocked at 87 mph; all of his pitches were working. He threw a three-inning simulated game after an extensive workout warm-up.” Clemens last pitched for the Yankees in 2007, finishing 6-6 with a 4.18 ERA. His 4,672 strikeouts rank third all-time and he was named to 11 All-Star Games. He’s also eligible for the Hall of Fame next year – barring a return to Major League Baseball – although voters are unlikely to vote for the man who most people believe took performance enhancing drugs for many years during the second half of his career.
A crew member on the set of ABC’s Charlie’s Angels set has been fired after he gave Minka Kelly’s butt a little smack on the set. Yes, we’re serious. There’s a report that the guy was holding a $100 bill when he slapped her, and the star retaliated with a slap right back. TMZ says that is not the case. However, she did get slapped and she was not happy. What Kelly did do, according to sources connected to the production, is respond, “Please don’t ever disrespect me or any other woman like that again.” Given ABC’s zero-tolerance policy on sexual harassment, the guy was immediately banned from the set and subsequently fired when bosses found out. For what it’s worth, Minka did not want the guy fired and had nothing to do with the decision, and was reportedly upset that he was , despite the slap. ABC sources say this was not an isolated incident, however, and the guy had done it to other women before getting inappropriate with Derek Jeter’s ex. Similar to Brett Favre’s inappropriate “courtship” of Jenn Sterger , the problem wasn’t the guy’s taste, just his tactics. Restrain yourself, man. Yeesh. [Photo: WENN.com]
Zoe Saldana’s “Colombiana” movie debuted in Miami yesterday. Wearing a gorgeous gold-embellished dress by Balmain with a plunging neckline and flowing maxi hemline, Zoe strutted the red carpet looking every bit the opposite of the kick-ass character she plays in the film, Cataleya. We think she looks stunning, save for the shoes (poor choice). Zoe Saldana Poses For GQ: “I’m A Feminine Tomboy” [PHOTOS] Zoe Saldana Stars In “Columbiana” [TRAILER] Zoe Saldana Reveals Fitness & Diet Secrets To Women’s Health Magazine
If the first two weeks of the preseason is any indication, the National Football League (NFL) is officially back. With the lockout threatening the start of the season (not really) for most of the spring and early summer, the return of organized activity led to a dizzying array of transactions and signings. Now that the dust has settled, here are ten storylines to follow as we approach the start of the 2011 campaign. 10. Dallas Cowboys As “America’s Team” and with Jerry Jones as your owner, the beginning of any NFL season will cast all eyes on the Cowboys by default. Tony Romo is still the starting quarterback, and with Jessica Simpson no longer around to blame for his failures on the field, the question is will he finally play to his potential and get the ‘Boys deep into the postseason after a year where they failed to post a winning record? The answer better be a resounding “yes” or head coach Jason Garrett (career backup QB that he was) may have to throw on a jersey and become a player/coach. 9. Cam Newton The overall number 1 pick in the 2011 NFL Draft was taken by a team that already had a young quarterback in Jimmy Clausen. Seen as a pick the Carolina Panthers could not pass up, Newton is currently in a battle with Clausen for the starting QB job. Newton will get to show his stuff for the first three quarters of Carolina’s next preseason game on Thursday (Aug. 25th). Will he impress enough to earn the starting nod once the games count? 8. Brett Favre comeback part…? Brett Favre This was a non-story when the NFL lockout ended until Michael Vick tweeted that he would be “honored” to have Favre as his backup in Philadelphia. That tweet was quickly deleted, but sent the rumor mill spinning out of control. The Eagles have since signed Vince Young to hold the clipboard for Vick, but that did not kill Brett Favre Voorhies yet… 7. Peyton Manning The 4-time NFL MVP had neck surgery in the off-season and while it was common knowledge that he would not be ready for the pre-season, there are now whispers that Manning won’t be ready for opening kickoff. Re-enter Brett Favre . The Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay tweeted (in jest, we hope) on Sunday (Aug. 21st) that he was “in Hattiesburg” (as in Mississippi, where Favre lives). Now the sports world is forced to endure another pre-season of Favre “will-he-or-won’t-he” rumors because the Colts may need a starting quarterback. Shoot me now. 6. Jay Cutler His team’s season ended in a NFC Championship playoff game loss to the eventual Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers , but Cutler was done about more than half the game before the final whistle. Cutler went down early in the game with what seemed to be a minor injury. Problem was Cutler never returned and, even worse, looked unaffected by what was happening on the field. Cutler took a beating on Twitter from his fellow players watching at home. Everyone from running back Maurice Jones-Drew to Deion Sanders questioned Cutler’s toughness. Turns out that Cutler had ligament damage in his knee. Still the players that called him out never apologized. Can Cutler rebound, and will his teammates (including Brian Urlacher , who did defend him after the game) respond to him as their leader this season? 5. Carson Palmer In one of the weirdest developments of the off-season Cincinnati Bengals starting quarterback Carson Palmer threatened to retire if he was not traded to another team. The Bengals did not budge, but they did bend a little just in case Palmer was serious. They drafted quarterback Andy Dalton in the second round and signed former Raiders QB Bruce Gradkowski . They also re-signed Palmer’s younger brother Jordan (also a quarterback). To add insult to the game of chicken, long-time Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco was traded to perennial contenders The New England Patriots . Carson is not even on the Bengals official roster as of Monday Aug. 22nd, but if he decides to just show up for the start of the season the first QB to be cut would be his little brother. Insane. 4. Donovan McNabb Thought to have found a new life in Washington, McNabb’s only season in the nation’s capital was the worst of his career. He was benched for the final three games of the season, a demoralizing slap in the face for a QB with McNabb’s track record. His exodus from the Redskins was a given, now the question is will he be able to lead the Minnesota Vikings to the promised land or was his season in Washington more than a fluke? 3. Pittsburgh Steelers Similar to the Dallas Cowboys, the Steelers are always a team to watch heading into an NFL season because of off-the-field drama. The last couple of seasons the microscope has been on starting QB Ben Roethlisberger , but with Big Ben being a virtual choir boy leading the Steelers back to the Super Bowl after missing the first four games of the 2010 season the acrimony has come from other areas of the “black and yellow” squad. It began with linebacker James Harrison ‘s comments criticizing Roethlisberger’s play in the Super Bowl. Harrison, who is no stranger to controversial remarks, in this case needed to, in the immortal words of ESPN’s Mike and Mike in the morning , “just shut up” here. Your quarterback got you to the Super Bowl after missing four games with a suspension. He pretty much beat the Jets in the AFC Championship game by himself. Smh. Then you have Hines Ward , who showed off his twinkle toes on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars , then was pulled over for in a bizarre incident with a female companion that was deemed a misunderstanding, yet followed that up with a DUI arrest practically a week later. These guys prove that they feed off turmoil. I would not count them out. 2. Plaxico Burress The Giants wanted him back (after turning their back on him at his lowest point), but he signed with the Jets. After hauling in a touchdown pass in his 2011 preseason debut eerily similar to the catch he made to win Super Bowl XLII for the other New York team, Burress is officially back. Can he lead another New York team to a Super Bowl victory? 1. New York Jets For the third season in a row Jets head coach Rex Ryan predicted the Jets would not only make it to the Super Bowl, but win it. After falling short in the AFC title game two straight seasons, the average viewer had no reason to believe Ryan this time. After all, the Jets’ best chance was presumably this past season where they vanquished their bitter rival Patriots in an emotional Divisional playoff game. Unfortunately it seems to the Jets that was their AFC title game because they ran out of gas to the Steelers. Ryan must have known something the rest of the sports world did not. He already had a Super Bowl hero in Santonio Holmes at WR and could not get it done in 2010. Then the Jets signed Plaxico Burress . Burress cannot be covered as he proved time and again as a member of the Giants and Steelers. With both Burress and Holmes on the ends that can go up and get the ball on a fade route, you have to like the Jets’ chances to be there at the end. BONUS: Tiki Barber After four years away from the game, Barber wants to come back to the NFL after a failed attempt at broadcasting. Does anyone want a 36 year-old running back who hasn’t played for four years. Some say the layoff has kept wear and tear off his body, but with the lifespan of an elite running back peaking at age 30, Tiki’s plight may be daunting. Deion Sanders NFL Hall Of Fame Speech [VIDEO] Bubba Smith Dead At 66 Steve Smith Leaves Giants For Rival Eagles
Gabrielle Union and Jamie Foxx partied on for the TAO Beach season opening at the Venetian on April 2, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Gabby made sure to show off her bikini bod during the event. Also in attendance were Garcelle Beauvais and Dania Ramirez. Check out the pics below: RELATED: Gabrielle Union On Dwayne Wade: “No Baby Without A Wedding” Gabrielle Union: Planned Parenthood The Last Place That Should Lose Funding
Lil Wayne was booed by fans in Chicago during a recent show after performing his ode to the Green Bay Packers, “Green & Yellow.” Weezy must have forgotten he was in Bears territory. Check out the video below. Fast forward to 2:20 if you’re impatient. “Y’all some real football lovin’ motherf***ers!” WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT RELATED : Lil Wayne Disses Pittsburgh Steelers On “Green & Yellow” Freestyle RELATED: Lil Wayne Says Brett Favre Sent Him Encouraging Words In Prison [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED: Kelly Rowland & Lil’ Wayne “Motivation” [MUSIC VIDEO] RELATED: Lil Wayne Says He Never Heard Nicki Or Drake’s Albums [AUDIO] RELATED: Lil Wayne Says He Has A Song That Will Make Other Rappers Quit
I’m pretty sure most girls over the age of 16 have cleavage…I mean other than cancer victims/preventers who have had mastectomies…and skinny versions Chazz Bono who decide to be dudes and chop their shit off…or the occassional a-cup who hasn’t been lucky enough to get down with the hormones in our foods…so there’s nothing really interesting about this…other than trying to figure out who Jen Sterger is. I’ve never heard of her, but the paparazzi are all over her like she’s somebody, maybe I’ll just have to google this bitch to sort it out…. Okay, I googled her – she’s Game Day Host for the New York Jets. She was in Playboy. She wrote for Sports Illustrated. She’s Brett Favre’s groupie bitch who’s using him to create a scandal about herself to get in the paparazzi…cuz that’s what bottom feeding playboy bitches who thought they’d be the next Pam Anderson, but instead became a team Mascot do to get noticed…I mean when they aren’t too busy filming sex tapes to release when people stop talking about them. I hate whores like this. Seriously. They do everything they can to get noticed cuz they were the “hot girl” in high school and now want to be the “hot girl” in the world….but shit didn’t work out as planned. So you set up some poor pervert who likes taking dick pics and throw it in his face. What a fucking cunt, she doesn’t deserve you staring at her shitty fake trashy exploiting tits… FOLLOW ME
Whether it was admitted or denied, a lot of Hollywood is getting lighter for some reason and a lot of people have suspected bleaching. Some can argue that celebrities are influenced to do it because of the better treatment lighter complexions receive in Hollywood for television, magazines, and better endorsements. However, we can all agree that these celebrities have gotten a little lighter over the years and it’s obvious to see. More at HipHopWired.com
Sandra Bullock’s ex-Dirty Dog just got engaged to his tatted up sex slave. While Jesse James straight-up played his wife, he’s just one in a long list of dirty dog men. Here are a bunch of other men that should be ashamed of what they did to their spouses.
