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Life’s Biggest Tragedy of the Day

I think it is one of life’s great tragedies that Courtney Stodden has under 6,000 instagram followers…whether she only started her instagram 2 weeks ago or not, it is safe to say her and her cartoon tits represent all that is good in America. You know that you can go from being a stripper who couldn’t afford a decent tit job pushing 30, to a 16 year old bride to some random client you had, who happened to be on TV, and who happened to be willing to carry you to the tabloid top….that int end resulted in the tits you ever wanted To me, she’s the queen in our monarch-free nation. Put her on our money. Make a statue in her honour…or a sex doll..which I guess already exists…and looks identical to this..this selfie making machine who needs a sex tape… I am in love, I’ve already reached out to her people to make a documentary on our first date. It will happen and it will be magical…

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Nina Agdal and Some Useless Instagram Model for OP of the Day

They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz…. I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…

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Candice Swanepoel Misused by Blumarine of the Day

Here’s a genius idea that I call milking a woman’s celebrity in efforts to promote your brad…but not realizing that the basis of her celebrity is her awesome half naked body…and not her face… I mean this is like getting a hooker to give you a back massage because you are lonely, or a stripper to have a conversation with you in her clothes, it just doesn’t make sense. If you pay the bitch, who knows her body rocks, you make sure she does her fucking job… It’s jobs like these that give a model an ego, and make them think they have a chance doing things half naked… It’s that beacon of hope that ruins them…so this company is doing more harm than good. Bring back a half naked Candice.. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Kendall Jenner’s Teen Bikini Wearing Body with Puppies of the Day

The best way to creep up a picture, you may feel creepy looking at, because she’s only 17, is to throw in a couple of puppies, because puppies are the same thing you would throw into your pitch in conversation with them, provided you ran into them at the park…You would even have a leash to make the “lost puppy” and need for help angle more believable… I live in Canada, 16 is legal, so 17 year olds in bikinis don’t excite me, if anything I find them as annoying as all teens who get all loud in public…they can’t handle their booze, they don’t know how to bang, even though they aren’t virgins, and they don’t really have a clue in how the world works, especially when they are coddled rich brats like these Kardashians… The only thing decent about a 17 year old, is that they aren’t fat or dumpy, or as 25 year olds like to call it “Womanly”…code for fat…. At 17, with Olympic genes, staying fit is easy, and it looks good, almost good enough for her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, a sign of how ridiculous our world has become, you know that the youth want to be bikini model. Even though I can’t see anything bad in having a generation of girls trying to look like bikini models…because it’s better than having a generation of girls wanting to be fat lazy pics with 3 kids on welfare addicted to baked goods…. Either way, here’s the long legs in a bikini holding puppies…and it’s not as bad as the rest of the horrible family…but then again, nothing really is.

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Kate Upton Bikini Photos in GQ: Red, White & Oooooh!

A week after celebrating her 20th birthday, Kate Upton makes us proud to be Americans in a red, white, and blue bikini on the cover of GQ‘s July issue . The Sports Illustrated cover model, who’s taken the world by storm and sparked surprising amounts of controversy this year, is glowing as always. It’s no Cat Daddy video , but it’s close. Here’s Kate showing her patriotic side: Just in case you thought that hot, blonde models have it so easy in life, Kate recalled a wardrobe malfunction she suffered on the set of this shoot: “We were on a ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece,” she said. “All of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!” “I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica Pier – it was so embarrassing.” That’s one word for it. On having mostly male Twitter followers, she says: “I grew up in Florida riding horses, so for the majority of my life I was either in boots and jeans or a bathing suit. I understand why male followers like me.” Gotta love her self-awareness, among other attributes. Click to enlarge more of GQ’s Kate Upton photos below, then go take the coldest of showers …

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Anne Hathaway Talks Catwoman, Getting Naked, Cheese

Attention, warm-blooded men of the world: try to avert your eyes from the latest batch of Kate Upton bikini photos – courtesy of GQ – and focus below on another magazine feature below, this one starring A-list movie actress Anne Hathaway. The beauty covers the July issue of Allure and opens up to the publication about a number of topics, from her role in The Dark Knight Rises to baring it all on camera… On becoming Catwoman : “The Catwoman suit. It was a psychological terrorist… the suit, thoughts of my suit, changing my life so I would fit into that suit… it dominated my year. I went into the gym for ten months and didn’t come out.” On shedding pounds for her role as Fantine in Les Miserables : “I’m doing some crazy weight stuff right now. I’m on day six of detox… this diet makes me break out, so I love that. Nothing like living on hummus and radishes and then be all, ‘And I got a pimple. Yeah!’” On getting naked for movies : “I’m as vain as the next girl, but I think it’s my job to show people as they live, and nudity is part of life.” On being a vegan : “Cheese is amazing [but] once you’re over the cheese hump, there’s nothing really left.”

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Marloes Horst Titties from a Photoshoot of the Day

Marloes Horst is amazing….this is probably one of the hottest looking models around….She’s 23. I’ve SEEN HER TITS BEFORE ….and I have no idea when or what these pictures of her tits are from….but I know they made my day better…because I’m so used to seeing old, busted, obese chicks with either sloppy, awkward, small, uneven mastectomy titties, or stripper implants…so seeing a natural beauty done up with photoshop, make-up, lighting and pro photography….instead of broken down, damaged women with sad faces, herpes scabs and welts from drug use…..is a nice reminder that not every pussy out there should be feared or should make you sad after fucking it….

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Chloe Sevigny Naked Rockin’ a Fake Dick of the Day

Chloe Sevigny is in a show in the UK called Hit & Miss. I looked it up and found nothing really about it other than this discription of her role: Chloë Sevigny plays a transgender assassin in the new series. Hot…. This tranny shit is out of control…soon enough they will have a gender of their own…instead of just being someone with a fucked up childhood in an identity crisis…… The funny thing is transgendered people are pissed off that she got cast as a tranny, and that they didn’t use an actual tranny, because her hard face and adam’s apple was believable enough….plus she’s confused as this hipster fashionista talent that is good to have cast on UK tv shows for ratings…even if they have to “Boys Don’t Cry Her”….but the opposite….by straping on a flacid cock instead of just strapping down her titties…. I guess it doesn’t matter, because shit is entertaining, has got her naked again, not that I care to see it, cuz she makes me sick….with or without her dick, but it’s good to laugh at… You can also WATCH HER SUCK DICK IF YOU ARE INTO IT from a Vincent Gallo movie.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Chloe-Sevigny-Hit-Miss-s01e01.flv

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Karrueche Tran Tweets Chris Brown Pic; Sending Message to Rihanna?

Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, has taken to the Twitterverse to send out a nice, subtle message that the R&B singer belongs to her. TO HER! Also belonging to her? Some cute puppies! “Basquiat & Bruno It’s easy to interpret this as a statement that it’s a Karrueche Tran, not Rihanna, who’s up close and personal with him, taking photos with dogs and the like. Karrueche’s tweet came after a series of alarming tweets earlier in the week in which that Tran reportedly received death threats from some Rihanna fans. “Sitting in the house cuz I’m too scared to go out,” she tweeted about those threats. “Sometimes you just got to make the best out of a negative situation.” By riling them up even more by posting pics of Chris with her dogs? In any event, there’s nothing really to this story, just conjecture … read into the picture above – and Chris Brown and Rihanna’s remixes – however you like. And Rihanna Tweeting another rice cake pic in 5 … 4 … 3 …

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Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

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