Gisele Bundchen showed her side profile in Elle Canada, a side profile that is either a mom of two’s ass in tights photoshopped, or a Tranny from Brazil fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis but hired as Tom Brady’s beard, since the gym locker room always made him love the cock’s ass tights…and whatever it is, you like it, because it is Gisele and you’d be crazy no to like it, even if it came equipped with the D. Now sure, her booty isn’t what you’d want to see if this was an instagram profile shot of a 20 year old who grew up on hormones in her food….but it’s a booty in mesh none the less and for that…we celebrate by staring.
