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Taylor Swift Face of the Day

Let’s take a moment out of our busy unemployed lives…to look at this perfectly captured moment Taylor Swift was nice enough to share of us…of her face scrunched up…in what could be her uncomfortable with the smell of Black people, as some people from Tennessee would be…or maybe it’s just her reminding us that she’s quirky as fuck and has zero sex appeal no matter how spread her legs are…or how many dudes she’s let cum inside her….because I have a feeling that this is what she looks like when she’s focused and about to cum….all like the kid allergic to everything in your elementary school having an asthma attach because he sat next to someone eating a peanut butter sandwich…and if that’s not erotic to you…you’re dead on the inside…even though Taylor Swift is never erotic to me…because I am dead on the inside…but gay guys love her…and so do the Christians…so her sex appeal, no matter how hard she tries…still drives her boyfriends to erotic massage parlors…that don’t give prostate massages but that still jerk you off…because either Taylor is shitty in bed, or they don’t even have sex and it’s all business…or she’s a freak and made him do it…because her people are her puppets…who knows… The post Taylor Swift Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surly Gay Flight Attendant Kicks Girl Off the Plane of the Day

I just assume “Tim” was a surly, angry, gay who possibly woke up on the wrong side of the anal sex this morning…because he is a flight attendant or as I call them “Stewardess”…and this story is ridiculous… After this girl didn’t hear Tim (flight attendant in aisle) ask her to move to let someone by near the front of the plane, he raised his voice, which surprised and upset her. She apologized to him, took her seat in front of me, but then called another attendant over to say Tim had been rude to her. Tim saw this and had her thrown off the flight! Afterward about 20 of us grabbed the pilot at the gate to complain, this shear number shows Tim was way out of line and was just being an ass. USAir/American Flight 408, October 11, 2015. The girl was in seat 20F. Don’t fly these airlines!! Tim is a power tripping chubby bitch….but keep in mind US AIR is the worst fucking airline in the US AIR.. It kinda reminds me of this rat killing a pigeon… The post Surly Gay Flight Attendant Kicks Girl Off the Plane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day

So the news on FB, that’s I’m too lazy to type out “Facebook”, is that Hayden Panettiere checked herself into a rehab facility because she had postpartum depression….which is code for “I hate my fucking baby and want to kill the motherfuckeer than myself”… She posted a picture of her post baby body, with a little passive aggressive resentment the other day, before checking herself in…and I can assume it’s a hormones being all out of whack fucking up the chemicals in her brain…because based on her 7 foot RUSSIAN baby daddy with possibly no soul, as most RUSSIANS I know have no souls, and they aren’t professional thugs….I’ll assume her pussy was already broke down and bet the fuck up long before the baby ever came…but rather when he first came.. I guess this is a real issue, being a parent is hard, especially when your own mother is some soap star vapid looking porno bitch…or maybe it is because her character on TV had it – and gave her some thoughts…that she realized having babies sucks… So some call it postpartum depression, I call it buyers remorse…or really just being a parent, since having kids…is the fucking worst…and getting rid of them and their annoying ways…is a real option, just not in today’s society…but 400 years ago, you could have pulled it off… I guess checking herself in – is better for her career than baby killing… The post Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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