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Samantha Gradoville in Lingerie for Some Bullshit of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is not very famous. She has barely any internet fans. Seriously, I know ratchet whores with shitty fake tits who have a stronger fan base than her and those girls don’t even have fucking jobs…We call those instagram models who know how to work the internet proper, while this Samantha Gradoville bitch is an actual model who knows how to get paid for the pictures taken of her….and she’s fucking awesome, at least when those pictures being taken of her are half naked thanks to modelling underwear…something that pretty much always amazing even when fat chicks do it but mainly just for the comedic purpose when fat chicks do it… Either way, this bitch is awesome, let’s make her famous…

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Samantha Gradoville in Lingerie for Some Bullshit of the Day

Kate Moss Posing on Motorbikes of the Day

Here ares some pretty boring, standard, corporate, dull, safe, repetitive pics of Kate Moss sprawled over a motorcycle, that were shot by Terry Richardson, who I can only assume is getting ready to retire now that he’s been hired by every single company and has shot every single cover and has worked with every single celeb and model…because this shit is not interesting, compelling, or erotic…it’s like they walked in, collected their checks, snapped some pics, and went off to get wasted together, because that’s all this fashion shit is, a money making machine, that once you’re popular enough to be part of, you don’t have to do anything and the idiots will celebrate you… You see Terry Richardson used to shoot low level amateur porn with hipsters…Kate Moss has been consistently nude most of her career…yet here in this shoot today…they did this… What a bummer…but I still want to bum her…with my tongue…to taste the years of use…you know to taste the vintage aged anus that’s traveled the world…

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Kate Moss Posing on Motorbikes of the Day

Georgia May Jagger in Some Pre-Sex Tape Campaign of the Day

I have a crush on Georgia May Jagger…and by crush I mean I want to make sweet love to her tenderly… I don’t know much about her, I don’t know if this is her and her K-Fed of a boyfriend, eager for her to spend that trust fun on him, fooling her into thinking he is really in love, because rockstar daughters don’t know what normal relationships look like, and they want nothing more than an average romance, you know to be the opposite of their parents, making them easy targets to suck in… …but not easy enough because otherwise I’d be up on this one…working her from every angle…just to have those Mick Jagger Lips on my dick…no homo…even though that came across pure homo…you get what I’m saying, she’s got big lips dammit.. The only hope I have, is that in her rich, broken, confused, daddy issue existence, this modelling somehow leads to her wanting to be outrageous and more famous, and that wanting the carve her own path in the already open field thanks to who daddy is, leads to a sex tape… But maybe we’ll just have to settle on this school yard kissing, porn to some of you criminals I’m sure…you know cuz school yards is where you get all your freak boners…freak. Here is the Sisley campaign….not that any of your rednecks care….I know…it’s boring…what a slut.

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