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Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the fittest Brazilian models of all time and I like her so much I follow her instagram and write her love letters on every picture hoping she will notice and set up a meeting with me at some random coffee shop like all the other girls on the internet I tell I want to make sweet love to…because girls like Izabel Goulart are just that desperate for cock that they’d use instagram to find a husband named @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …it’s one of those things, if you read instagram comments on celebrity pictures that makes me laugh, like the celebs give a fuck or even manage their own shit…they have people for that…and all it really comes down to is whether they are posting in pictures like this that we can have some “alone” time with while locked in our bathroom avoiding our wife… I mean that fit booty is just the best marketing tool in the history of marketing tools…if you knwo what I mean…

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Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

Samantha Gradoville in Lingerie for Some Bullshit of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is not very famous. She has barely any internet fans. Seriously, I know ratchet whores with shitty fake tits who have a stronger fan base than her and those girls don’t even have fucking jobs…We call those instagram models who know how to work the internet proper, while this Samantha Gradoville bitch is an actual model who knows how to get paid for the pictures taken of her….and she’s fucking awesome, at least when those pictures being taken of her are half naked thanks to modelling underwear…something that pretty much always amazing even when fat chicks do it but mainly just for the comedic purpose when fat chicks do it… Either way, this bitch is awesome, let’s make her famous…

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Iggy Azalea’s Hiding her Booty for Front of the Day

The biggest tragedy in Iggy Azalea’s career is that she blocked me from social media right before she got famous. Back when she was in Canada getting her citizenship to work in the USA, I tried to organize a “Movie Date”, but got rejected and blacklisted from her life…which just goes to show you that I am on top of the shit before it gets famous, a sabotage my chances, and these people have no need for me to help them make it… The biggest tragedy in this FRONT photoshoot, is that Iggy Azalea is not showing her booty, when her big white ass, is the only reason she’s got black producers up on her bullshit music… But her video “WORK”….celebrates it enough for me…. Here are the photoshoot pics…that aren’t as good as the video….#epicfail The reason it is an #epicfail is because when you have an eager bitch in your photo studio ready to get famous..or more famous…you make her work…work…work..workin on your shit…naked.

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Kate Moss Posing on Motorbikes of the Day

Here ares some pretty boring, standard, corporate, dull, safe, repetitive pics of Kate Moss sprawled over a motorcycle, that were shot by Terry Richardson, who I can only assume is getting ready to retire now that he’s been hired by every single company and has shot every single cover and has worked with every single celeb and model…because this shit is not interesting, compelling, or erotic…it’s like they walked in, collected their checks, snapped some pics, and went off to get wasted together, because that’s all this fashion shit is, a money making machine, that once you’re popular enough to be part of, you don’t have to do anything and the idiots will celebrate you… You see Terry Richardson used to shoot low level amateur porn with hipsters…Kate Moss has been consistently nude most of her career…yet here in this shoot today…they did this… What a bummer…but I still want to bum her…with my tongue…to taste the years of use…you know to taste the vintage aged anus that’s traveled the world…

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Georgia May Jagger in Some Pre-Sex Tape Campaign of the Day

I have a crush on Georgia May Jagger…and by crush I mean I want to make sweet love to her tenderly… I don’t know much about her, I don’t know if this is her and her K-Fed of a boyfriend, eager for her to spend that trust fun on him, fooling her into thinking he is really in love, because rockstar daughters don’t know what normal relationships look like, and they want nothing more than an average romance, you know to be the opposite of their parents, making them easy targets to suck in… …but not easy enough because otherwise I’d be up on this one…working her from every angle…just to have those Mick Jagger Lips on my dick…no homo…even though that came across pure homo…you get what I’m saying, she’s got big lips dammit.. The only hope I have, is that in her rich, broken, confused, daddy issue existence, this modelling somehow leads to her wanting to be outrageous and more famous, and that wanting the carve her own path in the already open field thanks to who daddy is, leads to a sex tape… But maybe we’ll just have to settle on this school yard kissing, porn to some of you criminals I’m sure…you know cuz school yards is where you get all your freak boners…freak. Here is the Sisley campaign….not that any of your rednecks care….I know…it’s boring…what a slut.

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