So the hookers at the Bunny Ranch sold off some selfies they took of Lamar Odom dying in the whore house, because you can never trust a whore after you fall asleep, especially when they were paid by the Kardashians to knock you the fuck out, because the first chance they have to sell it to the Kardashian media contacts through the Kardashian publicists because the Kardashians like this storyline, it’s good for business…and the fact that the Kardashians exist is all your fault… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lamar Odom Sold Out By the Hookers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hollywood hooker Carmen Electra, brought out her fake tits and rugged face…to an event…and it brought back memories of a better era, when instagram models didn’t dilute the importance of these whores….or the whore’s importance… Because, we always need whores, but now they’re a dime a fucking dozen, geographically spread out…all over the world…they don’t need to be in Playboy, or Hollywood and they don’t need to fuck rockstars or Dennis Rodman… Carmen Electra is 100 years old…but all that plastic…makes her look like she’s 100 years old, trying to be 25…and that level of effort….is magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Carmen Electra Looks Beat the Fuck Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been writing about Carmen Electra on this site for a long time now, and locking myself in the bathroom with pictures of her for even longer — ever since I was just a little Tuna. But now that she’s 43, I know it can’t last much longer. Our days together are numbered. So enjoy these shots of Carmen looking nice and busty and leggy at LA Fashion Week, while I lock myself in the bathroom for old times’ sake. I’ve got to be quick though, the people in this Starbucks always get so impatient. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m not sure what Carmen Electra is up to for work these days, but the good news is her funbags are still technically considered famous enough to be invited to C-list Hollywood events. Because here she is looking like her usual hot self hosting the Genlux Fall 2015 issue release party, whatever the hell that is. But if Carmen’s looking for a more respectable gig, I’m still in the market for an assistant and I already know she meets the main job requirement: looking amazing in a bikini . Call me! » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m not sure what Carmen Electra is up to for work these days, but the good news is her funbags are still technically considered famous enough to be invited to C-list Hollywood events. Because here she is looking like her usual hot self hosting the Genlux Fall 2015 issue release party, whatever the hell that is. But if Carmen’s looking for a more respectable gig, I’m still in the market for an assistant and I already know she meets the main job requirement: looking amazing in a bikini . Call me! » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Carmen Electra is 100 years old…and was used at some AIDS event in Vienna that is apparently the most important AIDS event in the world…as some stripper in see through hosiery…that may or may not be showcasing her nipples…in what may or may not be a feature called “The Amazing She Doesn’t Have Aids Based on her Bottom Feeding Career Filled With Unproducted Hooker-Like Sex with Rich and Famous Dudes”….I hear it was her or Magic Johnson doing Jump Shots to show the world that AIDS or Not…if you’re rich enough you can power through it.. Speaking of AIDs, some people are pretty sensitive about AIDS…but most young people under 25 don’t even know AIDS exist and still think it’s a retro thing that doesn’t matter…meaning no condoms, which is ok, if these idiot kids werent having sex with every single random person they meet on the internet…including but not limited to people like you…and me… So my prediction is a huge AIDS comeback tour…like it was the Spice Girls…or Carmen Electra still showing tits in her 40s….for AIDS…weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Carmen Electra’s See Through Old Lady Strip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jeremy Renner and estranged wife Sonni Pacheco were already in the midst of the one of the uglier celebrity splits and custody battles in recent memory. It just got even nastier, too. According to new legal documents filed by the actor, Pacheco tried to extort him by threatening to leak intimate videos. Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco split up in December, and he says she’s threatened him not to renege on his promise to help her get a green card. Renner claims she has admitted repeatedly to marrying him for a green card and financial stability, and is willing to go to extreme lengths to get both. Should he fail to pony up ample child support and do what he can to keep her in the U.S., she supposedly told her roommate, she’ll leak the videos. Of what, it’s not clear, but what’s deniable is that Renner is in the middle of a bitter child custody fight just months after their secret marriage was revealed . Their nearly two-year-old daughter Ava is caught in the middle of Sonni Pacheco’s quest for primary custody and more than $13,000 a month in child support. Jeremy, who has been sharing custody 50-50 since they split up in December, says there have been plenty of cases of bad parenting on her part. The worst? Allegedly, she left Ava home last year for 15 minutes, taking an Uber to a party and not checking to see if someone was home to watch her. Her roommate also filed a declaration stating that Sonni smokes and drinks and stopped breastfeeding because she felt guilty about drinking alcohol . Sonni also allegedly did coke on vacation right after Ava was born. She has not yet responded to Renner’s latest legal salvo, but if all that’s true … wow. 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages 1. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline View Photo Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot. 2. Britney Spears and Jason Alexander Britney Spears and Jason Alexander’s quickie wedding in Las Vegas lasted a mere 55 hours before it was annulled. 3. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian A mere 72 days after saying “I do,” Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said “I don’t anymore.” Their divorce took 581 DAYS! 4. Jeremy Renner, Sonni Pacheco View Photo Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco made it a whole 10 months. That’s almost a year! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for 4 months before she filed for divorce declaring the marriage “wasn’t right.” 6. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry Mario Lopez and Ali Landry (whose claim to fame is being the Doritos girl) were married for 2 weeks before Ali was fed up with Mario’s philandering. 7. Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd Jennifer Lopez’ taste in men is questionable. She and Cris Judd were married for 9 months making it her second marriage to last less than a year. 8. Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett Julia Roberts and country singer Lyle Lovett married after just three WEEKS of dating in 1993. They were divorced not even two years later. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman Carmen Electra was married to Dennis Rodman for a whole SIX MONTHS. Which is 6 months longer than anyone else can put up with either of them. 10. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were married for 4 months. Guess he just didn’t have what Tommy Lee had. 11. Drew Barrymore and Tom Green Remember Tom Green? Yeah, no one else does either. He and Drew Barrymore divorced after 5 months of marriage and he officially became a has-been. 12. Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen divorced after being married for 10 months. Moss scathingly blamed Armisen for the demise of their marriage. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray were married and divorced in under a season of their hit television series. 14. Jana Kramer and Johnathon Schaech Fellow OTH-er Jana Kramer was married to Johnathon Schaech for a scant one month in 2010. 15. Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley As one of the more bizarre couplings on the list, Lisa Marie Presley and Nic Cage were married for 3 months. She managed to make it TWO YEARS with Michael Jackson. 16. Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Guess that tractor wasn’t so sexy after all. Renee Zellweger filed for an annulment from Kenny Chesney almost immediately citing “fraud.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa View Photo Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa tied the knot in July 2013. By September 2014, divorce papers were already filed. 18. Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez were history in under two years. 19. Elizabeth Taylor and Conrad ‘Nicky’ Hilton Elizabeth Taylor and hotel magnate Conrad “Nicky” Hilton tied the knot in 1950, but lasted only 205 days … three months of which they spent on their honeymoon. Of her eight weddings to seven husbands (she married Richard Burton twice), it was her shortest. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
As Taylor Swift once crooned, haters are gonna hate, hate, hate. But while that singer advised fans to shake off these critics, Amber Rose has responded to at least one troll with a different philosophy: She’s gonna show it off! Show it off! The 31-year-old model, who formerly dated Kanye West and who recently divorced Wiz Khalifa, has become known for posting racy photos on her Instagram page. She sometimes flaunts her curvy figures. She often bares her cleavage. She occasionally doesn’t wear pants and she’s all about the G-string bikini. But while some followers take no issue with Rose’s NSFW social media account, one critic recently wrote the following in response to a revealing bathing suit selfie: “Amber, stop being a slut.. it’s embarrassing.” Upon reading these words, Rose apologized and took down all X-rated images. JUST KIDDING! She upped the lewd ante instead, snapping a picture of herself in lacy black lingerie, as seen here: “U Guys Love Slut Shaming Huh?” Rose wrote as a caption. “Good. I feed off that s–t. #HowtobeAbadBitch.” This is not the first time Amber has stood strong against trolls. Back on February 19, the star shared a video online in which she fired back at haters with the following message: “One thing I’m not gonna do is live my life as a double standard. But what I will do is support my son and love my family and continue to be a bad bitch. If you don’t like it, don’t f–king follow me.” Rose also she posted a picture of herself in the shower a couple months ago and wrote, ” Kiss my MILFY ass bitches !” You still wanna hate, hate, hate, haters? Bring. It. On. 21 Stars Who Were Strippers 1. Channing Tatum View Photo “Magic Mike” wasn’t the loosely autobiographical story of Channing Tatum for nothing! He got his start as a stripper. 2. NeNe Leakes View Photo Before she was a Housewife, before she cashed Trump checks, NeNe Leakes was raking in $1000 a night as a stripper. That’s where she met two-time husband Gregg Leakes. 3. Chris Pratt View Photo Chris Pratt took a turn as a stripper for hire, entertaining bachelorettes and their friends. Where’s the video of this, people!?! WE NEED TO SEE IT. 4. Lady Gaga View Photo Before she found fame as Mother Monster, Lady Gaga moonlighted as a New York City stripper. Seriously! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Abraham View Photo Farrah Abraham doesn’t really count, because she’s working as a stripper RIGHT NOW. This was a necessary inclusion for obvious reasons, though. 6. Brad Pitt View Photo Brad Pitt, however, now that’s a shocker! Pitt was part of a 6-man stripping troupe comprised of his fraternity brothers. They were hired to dance at college parties. 7. Anna Nicole Smith View Photo Before she posed in Playboy magazine, Anna Nicole Smith stripped. She once said she liked that job way more than the job she had working at Red Lobster. 8. Nadya Suleman View Photo Prior to giving birth to EIGHT BABIES and being renamed Octomom, Nadya Suleman stripped for exactly ONE night and called herself “Angelina.” Now she’s stripping to feed her brood. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Diablo Cody View Photo Diablo Cody, who wrote Juno, has made no secret of her stripper past. She even uses her stage name from that time period to this day. 10. Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino View Photo Prior to starring in Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was a stripper. He kept taking his clothes off on the reality TV show, so we’re not really sure he ever stopped being a stripper. 11. Mark Consuelos Prior to starring opposite his now-wife Kelly Ripa on All My Children, Mark Consuelos was a south Miami stripper. 12. Jenna Jameson View Photo Before she was a porn star, Jenna Jameson was a stripper. There’s probably a joke about slippery slopes in there somewhere. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Javier Bardem View Photo Javier Bardem stripped for ONE weekend and was apparently terrible at it. We need to see this stripping action for ourselves to judge, so go ahead and take it off, Javier! 14. Eve Rapper Eve used to be a stripper AND a porn star. Her specialty was girl on girl. 15. Rachel Sterling Pussycat Doll and burlesque dancer Rachel Sterling got her start as a stripper. She fancies herself an actress having appeared alongside Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. 16. Catherine Zeta-Jones View Photo Catherine Zeta-Jones stripped for one reason and one reason only: to save up enough money to get a nose job. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Courtney Love View Photo Courtney Love is a former-stripper. She credits the money she made while getting naked for the ability to start Hole. 18. Dita Von Teese View Photo The Queen of Burlesque, Dita Von Teese had made a name for herself by taking her clothes off. 19. Kendra Wilkinson View Photo Kendra Wilkinson isn’t a stranger to getting naked in front of a crowd. 20. Amber Rose View Photo Amber Rose started stripping in the Bronx when she was just 15 years old. She went by the name “Rose” and stripped for four years. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Carmen Electra View Photo It should come as a shock to absolutely no one that Carmen Electra used to be a stripper. Not shocking at all. 22. Tila Tequila View Photo Pregnant billionaire (HA!) Tila Tequila stripped so she could earn money to move to Hollywood to become a “famous bisexual star.” The End. Up Next: ” 21 Stars Who Were Strippers .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies… Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness… The post Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
