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Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day

I don’t know who Amber Valetta is, but apparently he’s a 40 year old from TV and now she’s strategically naked in Allure magazine, but she’s not very strategic in the right way…since her strategy involves not showing her fucking 40 year old labia…which really isn’t strategy at all…it’s like fuck you for this attempt at whatever this is an attempt at bitch…you’re only getting older and less marketable, today is the day for labia, as the days go on…the grosser they become… If you don’t know who this Amber Valetta is…don’t worry…because I am sure you’re worried about that…either do it… But the good news is Google exists…and that evil corporation will guide you to answers they want you to see…

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Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day

Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

There is a family from Florida…no not the George Zimmerman family, or the Cassie Andrews Family, or the Hogans…but equally ridiculous I am sure called the THORNES…who include 4 or 5 kids who have all been moved to LA to star in various shitty TV, because their parents were smart enough to know to exploit…because it’s better than working a shitty job and the hope they only need one of them to hit to be set… So this one did some campaigns when she was 4, you know cuz she had this serious love for acting…at 4 and she begged and begged her parents to put her into the shit…right…and now she’s doing some bullshit bikini photoshoots…because I guess when you were prostituted as a child…those life lessons carry into your adult life. Not that modelling bikinis is really prostitution, but when you look at them the way I do..they pretty much are…

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Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day