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Joan Rivers Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Spoof with Ray J of the Day

I don’t really know what they Joan Rivers and Ray Jay spoof sex tape is…but it’s awkward as fuck. I didn’t even crack a smile, but that may be because I am a joke snob and find nothing funny, especially with the state of the world, where laughing seems like something only ignorant assholes do while being a waste of time…or maybe it’s because it’s not funny… I figure if you’re an old bitch with nothing to do, your spoof should at least involve penetration… Joan Rivers is a classic, a legend, funny even when dated…but this hits the mark…next time I’d like to see a little face fuck to justify that Raspy Jewish Smoker voice… TO SEE THE REAL SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Joan Rivers Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Spoof with Ray J of the Day

Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day

I don’t know who Amber Valetta is, but apparently he’s a 40 year old from TV and now she’s strategically naked in Allure magazine, but she’s not very strategic in the right way…since her strategy involves not showing her fucking 40 year old labia…which really isn’t strategy at all…it’s like fuck you for this attempt at whatever this is an attempt at bitch…you’re only getting older and less marketable, today is the day for labia, as the days go on…the grosser they become… If you don’t know who this Amber Valetta is…don’t worry…because I am sure you’re worried about that…either do it… But the good news is Google exists…and that evil corporation will guide you to answers they want you to see…

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Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day