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Reese Witherspoon Arrested!

So in case you guys didn’t hear because you had more important things to do this weekend than follow celebrity gossip, like take a nap on the couch, Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday for allegedly mouthing off to a state trooper while her husband got busted for a DUI. I always thought Reese was way too wholesome for my tastes, but apparently I was wrong. She even supposedly broke out my all-time favorite celebrity line, “Do you know who I am?” I just hope she threatened to get him fired too. That’s the last square I need on my Celebrity Arrest Bingo card. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet , WENN.com

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Sienna Miller Shitty Panty Flash Scares Me of the Day

I am glad that Sienna Miller is wearing panties….Mainly cuz I am convinced this bitch has AIDS….but also because I don’t think she’s all that into hygiene or pussy maintenance cuz she’s some gutter drunk from the UK who fucks a variety of men, married or not, as long as they have a cock, she’s ready invite them in for a cup of tea….I am also kinda freaked out with whatever unstable shit her face is doing in this shit while taking to her sister and some gay dude…but that doesn’t change the fact I do wish that we had a bit of a better angle on this though, cuz seeing a nasty pussy trying to escape her panties to hunt out the next home to wreck, especially when it was one I wanted to fuck back when it was hot, is excitng, while seeing this shit is kinda dull…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Nicole Scherzinger Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger won dancing with the stars because she’s a professional dancer and if it wasn’t for the Pussycat Dolls, she would have probably been one of the professional dancers that are hired to dance with the dance retarded stars who aren’t really stars as doing this show is pretty much only done after they’ve reached the end of the fucking celebrity line….it’s just that the name is misleading….and apparently so are Nicole Scherzinger’s ass, because after staring at them for a while, there’s no way there’s a set of balls to match her hard dude face she can thank botox for…and she is in fact just a hot bodied bitch whose insecurities have wronged her face….and apparently also wronged her upper body in this shitty choice of shirts…but really who gives a fuck cuz this post, the fact she wrongfully won a show that is wrongfully a huge success on air, and is really all about the ass pic. Pics via Bauer

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