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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day