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Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day

Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had.. She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit.. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by. I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that. Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner… So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people… Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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Hank Baskett Tranny LOL of the Day

Kendra’s Heartbreak! Hank Baskett’s Transsexual Mistress Tells All Here is a pretty genius interview with Hank Baskett fucking a tranny to put him and his Playboy Trick and porn chick KENDRA WILKINSON …no seriously, not only was she an uninteresting Playboy bunny right before Playboy officially crashed and burned and sold themselves off to PORNHUB….but she also starred in some INBRED PORN that you will see if you care…cuz I EVEN HAVE A CLIP OF IT is not very good at all…and if you were married to that 20 years and two kids later…you may want tranny cock too… You see…when you marry a pornstar, you are already accustomed to all the cock they’ve had, you are a bit of a sexual deviant to begin with, and more importantly, when you’re a football player, always in the locker room with the boys, you’re not ever quite as straight as you pretend to be as you fuck a dude up the ass for team initation… Not to mention, more and more men are into tranny porn, the shit was the biggest selling titles in the mid 2000s when I worked in porn, and I assume it still is. Meaning, dude like tranny porn, dudes fuck trannies, it’s not entirely gay to fuck a tranny, it’s a whole new breed of sex that a lot of “rich and powerful” men partake in…and I say who fucking cares. Yes, I find trannies creepy, no I don’t like Tranny porn but I’ve been forced to watch it and hated it, but if was into it, I’d fuck a fucking tranny…and if I was married to Kendra Wilkinson, I’d fuck anything but Kendra Wilkinson… The highlight of the video is when she says – he was “erected”…either way, this video is going to put him out of his misery, cuz I am going to assume he’s dead…..

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Hank Baskett Tranny LOL of the Day

Hank Baskett Tranny LOL of the Day

Kendra’s Heartbreak! Hank Baskett’s Transsexual Mistress Tells All Here is a pretty genius interview with Hank Baskett fucking a tranny to put him and his Playboy Trick and porn chick KENDRA WILKINSON …no seriously, not only was she an uninteresting Playboy bunny right before Playboy officially crashed and burned and sold themselves off to PORNHUB….but she also starred in some INBRED PORN that you will see if you care…cuz I EVEN HAVE A CLIP OF IT is not very good at all…and if you were married to that 20 years and two kids later…you may want tranny cock too… You see…when you marry a pornstar, you are already accustomed to all the cock they’ve had, you are a bit of a sexual deviant to begin with, and more importantly, when you’re a football player, always in the locker room with the boys, you’re not ever quite as straight as you pretend to be as you fuck a dude up the ass for team initation… Not to mention, more and more men are into tranny porn, the shit was the biggest selling titles in the mid 2000s when I worked in porn, and I assume it still is. Meaning, dude like tranny porn, dudes fuck trannies, it’s not entirely gay to fuck a tranny, it’s a whole new breed of sex that a lot of “rich and powerful” men partake in…and I say who fucking cares. Yes, I find trannies creepy, no I don’t like Tranny porn but I’ve been forced to watch it and hated it, but if was into it, I’d fuck a fucking tranny…and if I was married to Kendra Wilkinson, I’d fuck anything but Kendra Wilkinson… The highlight of the video is when she says – he was “erected”…either way, this video is going to put him out of his misery, cuz I am going to assume he’s dead…..

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Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz’ Baby Egypt Strikes A Yoga Pose

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz’ adorable baby boy Egypt posed for the cameras. Swizz Beatz tweeted the picture of Egypt with the message “Egypt started is own yoga class today in the house LMAO :):) #happydad.” Alicia Keys Or Beyonce: Battle Of The Baby Bumps Swizz Beatz ft. Alicia Keys “International Party” [MUSIC VIDEO] Spotted @ Necole Bitchie.com

Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz’ Baby Egypt Strikes A Yoga Pose

Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter IV” Creeping Up On A Million For First Week Sales

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Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter IV” is projected to sell 975,000 copies and is creeping towards one million. If Wayne continues on the path he is currently going at “Tha Carter IV” will be the second biggest selling album of 2011. TheHitsDailyDouble reports “that the Young Money rapper shows no signs of slowing down as the Labor Day weekend approaches.” “Tha Carter IV” was released last Sunday on Itunes after the 2011 VMA’s. Jim Jones Disses Lil Wayne For Wearing Jeggings & Claiming Blood! Bow Wow Comments On Lil Wayne & Jay-Z Beef! [EXCLUSIVE] VIDEO: What Set Is Lil Wayne Claiming? Listen To Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter IV” Here! [LISTEN NOW] 16 Year Old Canadian Girl Clarifies “Sleeping With Lil Wayne” [VIDEO]

Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter IV” Creeping Up On A Million For First Week Sales

First Clip from Burlesque Features Less Camp, More Singing

After the initial trailer for Burlesque threw glitter up all over the Internet last week, it’s somewhat surprising to see that the first clip from the film is so benign in nature. The musical’s biggest selling points — Cher and Stanley Tucci’s eyeglasses — are nowhere to be found here, replaced instead by Christina Aguilera’s booming vocals on “Something’s Got a Hold on Me” and a dance routine that feels like Flashdance minus the water. Click ahead to watch, but be prepared to tap your foot in unison.

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