I don’t know who Skylar Grey is, but even in the bath lathered up, bitch looks like a greasy fucking pig of a woman. Maybe it’s just her chest tattoo, a proven strategy to just look dirty and gross….but that’s coming from a dude who has hated tattoos, especially on women, for as long as I can remember. It’s not feminine, cool, edgy, interesting or hot…it just looks like a rash…a self inflicted rash…that is like a syphilis rash…only black. Gross. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Skylar Grey Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know who Skylar Grey is, but even in the bath lathered up, bitch looks like a greasy fucking pig of a woman. Maybe it’s just her chest tattoo, a proven strategy to just look dirty and gross….but that’s coming from a dude who has hated tattoos, especially on women, for as long as I can remember. It’s not feminine, cool, edgy, interesting or hot…it just looks like a rash…a self inflicted rash…that is like a syphilis rash…only black. Gross. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Skylar Grey Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
X-Men Days of Future Past star Ellen Page opened up about some of her recurring dreams on Conan last night and we think it’s safe to say this girl has more disturbing nightmares than anyone in the history of ever. Ellen Page Talks Justin Bieber Dreams Ellen apparently keeps a dream journal and has uncovered some recurring themes that may or may not have unsettling links to one another. Those themes? Pubic hair, Justin Bieber and Swedish meatballs from Ikea. Anyone who’s ever seen what happens when Bieber tries to grow facial hair knows that the link between the first two is obvious. But the Bieber-Ikea-meatballs connection has got us stumped. There are so many Freudian connections there it’s hard to know where to begin. Why is Ellen Page dreaming about the Biebs in the context of peg-in-hole furniture assembly? Conan was just as curious and asked Ellen point blank, but it turns out she doesn’t know either. Still, she’s surprisingly open about sharing the details of her dream: “We were in his childhood home in Canada and his mom came home with takeout from Ikea and we were like, ‘Yes our favorite!'” Having starred in Inception , Ellen surely knows how deep dreams can go, and this one is a bottomless pit: Ellen and Justin are both Canadian, they’re both in show business, and at what point… they were exact doubles!!! Perhaps Justin’s mission to have sex with beautiful women was inspired by his own reflection. 12 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think?
X-Men Days of Future Past star Ellen Page opened up about some of her recurring dreams on Conan last night and we think it’s safe to say this girl has more disturbing nightmares than anyone in the history of ever. Ellen Page Talks Justin Bieber Dreams Ellen apparently keeps a dream journal and has uncovered some recurring themes that may or may not have unsettling links to one another. Those themes? Pubic hair, Justin Bieber and Swedish meatballs from Ikea. Anyone who’s ever seen what happens when Bieber tries to grow facial hair knows that the link between the first two is obvious. But the Bieber-Ikea-meatballs connection has got us stumped. There are so many Freudian connections there it’s hard to know where to begin. Why is Ellen Page dreaming about the Biebs in the context of peg-in-hole furniture assembly? Conan was just as curious and asked Ellen point blank, but it turns out she doesn’t know either. Still, she’s surprisingly open about sharing the details of her dream: “We were in his childhood home in Canada and his mom came home with takeout from Ikea and we were like, ‘Yes our favorite!'” Having starred in Inception , Ellen surely knows how deep dreams can go, and this one is a bottomless pit: Ellen and Justin are both Canadian, they’re both in show business, and at what point… they were exact doubles!!! Perhaps Justin’s mission to have sex with beautiful women was inspired by his own reflection. 12 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think?
Justin Bieber is so hard, people. But instead of trying to prove this by staring intense into a camera while shirtless and on a yacht , the singer grabbed the microphone in Cannes last night and did his best Tupac Shakur impression. Or his worst, critics might say. At a club with Rick Ross, Bieber rapped along to the classic Tupac track “Dear Mama,” once again ditching his top and trying to prove his street cred. Did he do so successfully? Justin Bieber Covers Tupac What do you think of Bieber making like Tupac? The singer is reportedly in a health kick these days, working out often and having reportedly given up Sizzurp . The young star in abroad as part of the Cannes Film Festival, though it’s unclear if there’s there to actually promote anything. He may just have touched down to party and remove his shirt. Will these sorts of shenanigans ever end? That’s what Drake Bell wants to know . 12 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think?
Justin Bieber has gone from tween popstar to wannabe thug right before our eyes, so it’s no surprise that – according to rumors – Justin loves sizzurp , the intoxicating codeine and cough syrup concoction popular among rappers. What is surprising is that the Biebs is now expressing his love for the “purple drank” in song form, just as his battered reputation is in desperate need of rehab. Justin Bieber – “We Were Born For This” The above song, entitled “We Were Born For This” was just uploaded to Soundcloud by Bieber yesterday, and it features some lyrics that have fans concerned for Justin’s well-being. One verse includes the lines: “Boys and girls, they don’t know what love is like, Love is appreciation in a double cup of sprite.” That rhyme may sound harmless to most, but to those familiar with sizzurp culture, the reference is clear: Sizzurp is usually made by mixing codeine-laced cough syrup with alcohol, hard candy and – you guessed it – Sprite. Seems unlikely that Biebs would name-check the citrusy soda in a love song if he hadn’t intended it as a veiled reference to his favorite party enhancer. As for the “double cup” line, that’s believed to be a reference to the practice of sipping sizzurp from a doubled-up styrofoam cup in order to keep the sludgy mixture from seeping through. So that’s what love is like in Bieber World. It’s not hard to see many of his young fans are upset. Bieber’s sizzurp swilling ways reportedly once threatened his relationship with Selena Gomez and his new song makes it sound as though the superstar singer prefers his “drank” to the company of any girl. 12 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? View As List 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? 2. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoo Don’t let your dreams float away. That’s what Justin Bieber wrote as a caption to this photo. 3. Justin Bieber Goes Black and White Justin Bieber is deep in thought in this Instagram photo. Perhaps we should give him some space. 4. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. 5. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Picture Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram picture. Hardcore, JB. 7. Justin Bieber Rose Tattoo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It covers pretty much his entire arm, as you can see here. 8. Justin Bieber Tattoo Pic It’s a new Justin Bieber tattoo! What do you think of this ink job? 9. Justin Bieber Owl Tattoo Justin Bieber has inked himself yet again. What do you think of the singer’s eighth tattoo? 10. Justin Bieber Tattoo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It’s ink of a crown on his chest, as you can see here. 11. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoos Justin Bieber has a tattoo of a jester on his arm. That’s the focus of this Miami Police Department photo. 12. Justin Bieber Tatto Pic It’s another new tattoo for Justin Bieber. Pretty soon, he’ll have more ink than bare skin!
Rachel Uchitel, formerly Tiger Woods’ favorite hole (so to speak) is now dating MLB star Bret Boone … and will be appearing on Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker. So surprising, and yet so totally not at the same time. The former Seattle Mariners second baseman, 44, has four children and is separated from his wife. Believe it or not, they separated before he met her . He hit .266 with 252 dingers and three all-star appearances in 14 big league seasons before rounding third base with Uchitel (we have to assume) this year. In 2009, Uchitel played an instrumental role in breaking up Woods’ marriage to Elin Nordegren . Prior to that, she had an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. She’s recently divorced herself, from Matt Hahn. Uchitel gave birth to their first child in May 2012; Hahn and Rachel split soon after and have battled for custody. Meanwhile, she and Boone are “serious.” It’s unclear when she filmed it, and when she started dating Bret Boone, but Rache is also going to be on Thursday’s Millionaire Matchmaker episode. Because obviously she is. Girl has a type. Just sayin’. She’s a millionaire, of course, because of an epic settlement barring her from talking about her infamous, intercontinental bonkfest affair with Tiger Woods . On the Patti Stanger reality series, Rachel Uchitel says her problem is she’s a “shredder,” a.k.a. she goes through lots of men but “always picks the wrong guys.” Most/all of whom happen to be in relationships.
The alleged Lindsay Lohan sex list was among many topics discussed when the troubled star sat down with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview airing Monday. On more than one occasion, the talk show how appeared to light-heartedly throw shade on LiLo, beginning when they discussed her past appearances. Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Interview Lindsay Lohan Ellen Interview Playing a clip from Lohan’s visit in 2004, when she performed her single “Over,” Ellen said she did not even recall Lindsay having a music career at all. “I don’t remember you actually ever singing. Did you sing longer than just on my show?” DeGeneres asked the 27-year-old after watching the clip. “That’s great. That’s probably why I’m not singing right now,” Lohan said. Lohan went on to say she was really nervous performing that day, since “Over” is a “really emotional song” and she had just broken up with someone. When DeGeneres teased her and asked if she remembered who,Lohan jokingly responding while rolling her eyes, “Apparently there’s a list of many guys .” Lindsay Lohan – Over (Live on Ellen, 2004) Indeed there is. You may have seen it before, but it appears below. One of the people on it is Wilmer Valderrama, whom she dated for six months at her career apex in 2004, and whom that song is apparently about. “I was really upset,” Lindsay recalls of how the track came to be. “That song I had written like the day after and we were still living together. I sang it in his house. Tortured him just recording the song so loud in his house.” You can torture yourself by reliving LiLo’s sexual history here: Celebs Lindsay Lohan Claims She Banged Open Slideshow 1. Justin Timberlake Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day. View As List 1. Justin Timberlake Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day. 2. Heath Ledger Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan were surprisingly good friends before the actor’s death. 3. Joaquin Phoenix Didn’t see that one coming. 4. Lukas Haas Lukas Haas is another one we didn’t expect. 5. Evan Peters Lindsay Lohan kisses and tells … a lot of names we wouldn’t have predicted. 6. Garrett Hedlund Garrett Hedlund allegedly saw LiLo naked. 7. Adam Levine Who did Adam Levine NOT sleep with in his wilder days?! 8. Wilmer Valderrama Ditto. 9. Zac Efron We can see this one too. 10. James Franco LOLZ. 11. Colin Farrell Hit and and quit it. 12. Nico Tortorella Nico Tortorella of The Following fame. 13. Jamie Dornan Lindsay claims she bedded Christian Grey himself! 14. Max George This last one was well established. 15. Danny Cipriani English footballer and Kelly Brook husband Danny Cipriani is apparently on the list. 16. Stavros Niarchos Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos got it in with Lindsay … and Paris Hilton, and possibly one of the Olsen Twins. 17. Ashton Kutcher Not too surprised by this one. 18. Ryan Phillippe Or this one. 19. Orlando Bloom Didn’t see that one coming … 20. Benicio Del Toro WTF?! 21. Lindsay Lohan Conquest List The list Lindsay Lohan allegedly wrote listing all the famous guys she slapped bodies with.
It was proven time and again in the infamous Justin Bieber deposition footage: This 20-year old is really just an immature, petulant child. But just try telling that to Justin Bieber himself. The artist clearly thinks of himself as one seriously hard dude who is not to be messed with. And he tries to depict this nearly every other week at this point, getting new tattoos etched all over his body. He has a picture of Jesus on his calf ; a cross on his chest; an owl on his back; and many other drawings that WILL NEVER COME OFF. Seriously. EVER. Does this ink make JB look hard? Sexy? Thug-like? Scroll through and decide for yourself: 11 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? View As List 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? 2. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoo Don’t let your dreams float away. That’s what Justin Bieber wrote as a caption to this photo. 3. Justin Bieber Goes Black and White Justin Bieber is deep in thought in this Instagram photo. Perhaps we should give him some space. 4. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. 5. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Picture Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram picture. Hardcore, JB. 7. Justin Bieber Rose Tattoo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It covers pretty much his entire arm, as you can see here. 8. Justin Bieber Tattoo Pic It’s a new Justin Bieber tattoo! What do you think of this ink job? 9. Justin Bieber Owl Tattoo Justin Bieber has inked himself yet again. What do you think of the singer’s eighth tattoo? 10. Justin Bieber Tattoo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It’s ink of a crown on his chest, as you can see here. 11. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoos Justin Bieber has a tattoo of a jester on his arm. That’s the focus of this Miami Police Department photo.
