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Taylor Momsen Forgot To Show Us The Goods

I almost forgot about Taylor Momsen and her inappropriate behavior, I guess once she turned eighteen the whole act kinda gets lame, she’s just another chick trying to get attention by flashing her boobs. Boring. Anyhow, here she is at one of her concerts in kind of a simple looking outfit. What the hell? No black tape on her nipples, no lingerie-like costumes. Not cool. I guess her fifteen minutes are up.

Avril Lavigne Needs Women’s Clothing

Here’s Avril Lavigne out the other day running a few errands with her man servant. I’m just assuming that’s her man servant because he’s got a haircut like a Tibetan monk, he’s walking six feet behind her and he’s carrying all her bags like a good man servant should. Anyhow, Avril’s trying to work her little punk rock princess look like she’s still a teenager, but she’s something like thirty years old now and it’s beginning to look a little played. Short short and some heels will remedy the situation pretty quick.

Lindsay Lohan Is Smoking!

Get it? Lindsay Lohan is actually smoking. I know it’s not my best work, but there are only so many jokes a guy can make about a chick trying to get sober, it’s not exactly a laugh factory over there at the Betty Ford Clinic . Anyhow, at least she’s still looking hot, I wish she’d give us a better look at her chesticles, but I guess she hasn’t gotten to the step about making amends… She’s been hiding those things from me for far too long now. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Nicole Scherzinger Is A Sexy Little Number

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger at a launch party for the new Playboy Energy Drink the other night. I love Nicole’s tasty mocha skin, I just wish we could see more of if, I mean you’re at a Playboy party for crying out loud. I was looking forward to seeing her fake lesbian it up with some trashy Playboy chick trying to make a name for herself. A little making out, some light fondling maybe? Guess not.