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Love Magazine Releases Another Bullshit Garbage Video for Christmas of the Day

So Sara Sampaio is a top model, she gets fucking paid, she’s skinny, she’s tall enough, she makes money, straight from the fishing village of Portugal to the mean streets of new york…yet LOVE magazine made her look like dog shit….serious fucking dog shit…it looks like they pulled her out of bed and spent 14 seconds with her for their minute video to celebrate Christmas…in some uninspiring, no continuity – advent calendar that is more ‘pull something together, get her in lingerie and run with it” nonsense… I know, why am I posting this nonsense, why am I giving them views…because I have no original content and I rely heavily on stealing other people’s shit for my very important posts no one reads or finds funny – because they are just mean…you pussies.. This video is directed by Hype Williams….who I am going to assume has had a stroke, or alzheimers, or a drug addiction making him lose everything he worked for….. This video…of a top model – that sucks…has his name attached to it… He has directed – Busta Rhymes – Woo Ha, TLC No Scrubs, Will Smith – Getting Jiggy wit it, Kanye West – Gold Digger, and movies, and documentaries, for the last 30 years…you can see the videography HERE ….and now this… The post Love Magazine Releases Another Bullshit Garbage Video for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, and that’s “I need to cum, where are the tits”…because you’re a fucking primate….and you think of me as some kind of celebrity porn fetish site, even though I am much more than that…a poet…just read my words… But you’re also thinking, if you’ve even read the title – who the fuck is Lottie Moss and that you know she is definitely not Kate Moss, no matter how hard she milks the name, or gets campaigns based on the family connection, or even if she makes all that model money…she is just fucking bootleg…they have the same dad, big fucking deal… But at least she’s out there showing her MOSSY nipples, something her big sister, who is old enough to be her mom, has done so well, along with fucking rockstars and doing cocaine… The post Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy

Taylor Hill brings the Christmas cheer for some bullshit fashion magazine – because she’s posing with Christmas lights, which is more Christmas that most brands are going – for fear of pissing off their non Christian audience – even though non Christians fucking love Christmas as much as Christians do – since Christmas isn’t even about fucking Jesus anymore – it’s about PRESENTS…and SANTA…and marketing…and food and drinks…and fucking recently divorced lonely women who don’t have the kids this year – cuz their dad took them to Florida with his new hooker wife…YES…miracles…little miracles…called all you can drink Christmas parties…and snowmen…and fireplaces…the warm shit, and not because you ate too many chilies, but because you realize you have a fucking soul…and some spirit…as you take all the free shit people donated to people like you – thanks to poverty….it’s the best time of year to mooch..and the best time of year to take advantage of the depressed…and if you’re a company the best time of year to cash the fuck in…so why all the Christmas Hate….maybe TRUMP will make Christmas great again…I’ve already heard him say “Merry Christmas”…something the PC would never do…. Not that any of that matters, I mean this is barely Christmas, it’s some VS model sprawled on a ghetto couch with lights…but it’s enough…you know…the kind of thing that inspires me to watch It’s a WOnderful life and wonder if they had anal sex would they still have as many kids….you know the important questions you should ask while watching Christmas movies…… I guess Stella Maxwell and some other Victoria’s Secret girl’s shoot is more Christmas…they even have a TWINK Santa and lots of GIFTS to remind you that going broke to impress family and friends is the primary goal of Christmas…and if you can’t afford to buy people nice things – you are a worthless human being who should kill himself…thanks MARKETING… The post Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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