Pippa’s getting naughty….dressing all fetishy…maybe it is because of the upcoming holidays…when Kate is scheduled to attend all these glorious parties…like the Queen’s speech from the palace Christmas morning, while Pippa will be living the life of a pauper by comparission, in a what may have been a great plotline of a Disney movie, or Dickens novel….seriously, one sister in the palace, the other drinking on her couch watching Dancing with the Stars…or whatever the fuck Brit’s watch…. She is inadequate, her life will never be as good as her sisters, she will always be the second string, least favorite, stuck in the shadow….unless she breaks free and sacrifices her dignity to get revenge on her family for doing this to her… Sometimes it all starts with a plaid school girl skirt….
It’s the Christmas season! Time to be merry and happy! Right? Well, not these people. These starts have money, women and everything they’ll ever need. So why are they so grumpy? Who in the hell knows. Let’s find out!
Pickin’ & Trimmin’ is a 2008 documentary about The Barbershop in Drexel, North Carolina. It’s an authentic old-timey American barber shop, and on the weekends bluegrass musicians gather to jam in the back room. I’d like to get my hair cut there. If I had hair. Director Matt Morris has posted it on Vimeo. “Pickin’ Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Offworld Discovery Date : 13/12/2011 06:19 Number of articles : 2
The holiday season is upon us, and in its wake, the boys and girls of Gaia are all atwitter with promises of merriment, family fun, and of course, presents. Christians have Christmas, a remembrance of Jesus’s birth on that starry night in Nazareth. Jews have Hanukkah, celebrating the re-dedication of the Temple, and the little jar of oil that could. African-Americans have Kwanza (at least those who… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : GayGamer.net Discovery Date : 13/12/2011 11:15 Number of articles : 2
I have spent a lot of time shitting on Scarlett Johansson for being overratted, not nearly as hot as people think she is, maybe boring and raspy and all hype….I have called her dumpy, sloppy, big nosed….and people have actually sent me hate mail calling me a faggot cuz they assume all those things mean I wouldn’t fuck her…when really it just means I fuck hotter girls that her locally….when drunk…. I think these pictures at the We Bought a Zoo Premiere….prove my fucking point…. But in her defense, I am a fan, you know since she leaked nudes and didn’t sue me like the rest of the dumb sluts who leak nudes do…. Awesome.
This isn’t a “if you notice the guy in the speedo you might be gay” situation….this is a “I can’t help but notice the guy in the speedo becuase he’s ruining a perfectly good pic of a slutty south american with an awesome body in a skimpy bikini” situation…. I still haven’t bothered figuring out who this bitch is, how many kids she has, how many times her pussy was a drug mule, or any of the other things about her, but that doesn’t mean I don’t mind staring at her in a bikini…and neither should you….
Christmas is my porn….It is the only time of year I feel any emotion….not because I am religious, or even because I’m the next Mesiah, but becuase all the music, families, heart warming stories about miracles and family just make me feel good knowing other people out there have happiness….not to mention all those lap sittings….amazing. So I do whatever I can to masturbate to Christmas related smut, you know just doing my part to contribute….santa can’t be the only one coming to town on his red suit…. Here’s a cute skinny model in Christmas themed clothes for a Christmas themed photoshoot for Lovecat magazine that is porn to me.
I truly believe that I’m falling in love with this Amy Childs woman…. I think it’s pretty clear why. Here she is dropping a ton of perfect cleavage. I love it, a penis could get lost in between those things.
I love this time of year, not only am I likely to get another half dozen unwanted v-neck sweaters, but magazines like Nuts come out with their Christmas issues filled with half naked holiday hotties. Here’s Sophie Reade and some of her equally hot ladyfriends showing off their holiday spirits in what have to be the hottest santa suits I’ve ever seen. Santas like this would definitely get more people sitting on their laps at the mall… Mostly perverted dads, but whatever.
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