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Peaches’ Pornographer Suspended Himself from Meathooks Last Night [Big Ben]

We have ascertained the location of ‘ Big Ben ‘ Mills, who posted nude photos of an allegedly smack-addled Peaches Geldof . He is with his band, recovering from a performance where he inserted meathooks through his skin and dangled from the ceiling. According to a band mate, the man of the ” Big Ben ” penis tattoo no longer uses heroin. For endorphin rushes, he sticks to flesh suspension , a terrifying hobby wherein people have meathooks stabbed through the skin on their backs or chests, get suspended from the ceiling, and swing around like some sadomasochistic version of Peter Pan on Broadway. Big Ben performs this feat as a stage act for Nassau Chainsaw , a metal band that features a nightmarish circus of torturous side acts, most of which include “intensity, shock value, and doing something that no sane person should ever do.” Two nights ago in Detroit, Ben breathed fire. And last night in Reading, PA he did swung from the skin on his back with the greatest of ease. (Or pain, or full-body shock.) Ben resolutely refused to speak on the phone or communicate in with us, but a member of Nassau Chainsaw who asked not to be identified (not that you won’t have a one-in-four shot at guessing which it was) spoke by phone with Ben “sitting in the van with us right now.” He explained that flesh suspension has a “long tribal history,” but that for their friends “it starts from the tattoo and piercing scene,” and requires “professional rigging.” According to this flesh suspension Q&A , the effect is a “shock-induced state of disorientation spiked with moments of pain and euphoria.” Anyway, back to our peculiar insta-celebrity, Big Ben. He’s been showing off his superhuman pain tolerance with Nassau Chainsaw for three years. Peaches Geldof isn’t part of that crew and has never been to a show as far as the band mate we talked to knows. They are based in New York. Related: Meet ‘Big Ben,’ Peaches Geldof’s Oversharing Heroin-Using Lover

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Christopher Hitchens’ Gay Prep School Sex a Window into Horny Teenage Bicuriosity [Sex Writing]

Vanity Fair columnist and public intellectual Christopher Hitchens is a twice-married straight man. In his boyhood, however, he had torrid affairs and circle jerked with male classmates. A leaked excerpt from Hitchens’ forthcoming memoir documents necessary bisexuality in horny teens. Gay prep school sex is, of course, a frequently joked-about trope for boarding schools. (Especially British ones.) But seeing a man who once chronicled the resolutely straight-man-ickiness of his pubes, pores, and back hair describe gay childhood romance tenderly, and the politics of boyhood boning seriously, is a thing to behold. In memoir Hitch-22 , Hitchens says the combination of raging teenage hormones and an “all-male school featuring communal showers, communal sleeping arragements, [and] communal lavatories” frequently gave way to orgies. Hitch-22 also describes gay adult sex with Tories , but here, we will merely explore the mating rituals of bicurious British youth. In this excerpt, Hitchens explains how the horniness of teenagers is a force greater than sexual orientation. Click any image to enlarge. Hitchens was a pretty, “girlish” boy, making him popular with older boys. In this excerpt he explains how this led to myriad sex experiences—consensual and nonconsensual. At his school, the sexual pecking order required younger boys to submit to older boys, thereby allowing a senior named Peter Raper to ruin Hitchens’ “white-hot” romance with a young peer. In this excerpt, Hitchens aches for his long-lost love, and describes how school disciplinarians handled the oversexed teen masses. Pubescent same-sex molestation taught Hitchens—who once dedicated 2800 words to Why Women Aren’t Funny —to understand the fairer sex and to be suspicious of “family values” politicians. Basically, Christopher Hitchens owes his entire career to prep school wank sessions and a sadistic bully named Peter Raper. [ Pic via ]

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Christopher Hitchens’ Gay Prep School Sex a Window into Horny Teenage Bicuriosity [Sex Writing]