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The Non-Kombucha Drinker’s Guide to Kombucha Tea [Guides]

Posted on June 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re in Whole Foods tomorrow to pick up your organic free-range sustainable humanely slaughtered coconut chicken skewers, you might see some people staring forlornly at an empty shelf. Why? The kombucha’s gone! Oh, overpriced fermented tea. Where’d you go? More

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Real Housewives of New York Reunion: Death Is Only the Beginning [Recaps]

Posted on June 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last night we finally saw all of the New York ghouls put back in their coffins and lowered into the earth, where they will hopefully stay for years and years and years. Well, until next season at least. More

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PETA Protest Featuring Topless Chicks Bodypainted Like Lizards of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was talking about militant lesbians last night, about a better time when dykes were actually dykes. There were barely any of these college girls “experimenting” lipstick lesbians, or girls who were just trying to fit into that whole emo-bisexual trend. If you were a lesbian, you were angry, you hated dick and anything dick was attached to, you hated pollution and the greenhouse effect, you hated cruelty to animals and you did everything you could to fight it, like tying yourself to a tree, protesting outside office buildings and KFC, and joining shit like PETA where you’d get naked and show off you fat lesbian body that made you a lesbian in the first place because dudes never wanted to fuck you, making the whole thing a real dramatic experience that people had no choice but to remember because it was so traumatic.

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Coffin Maker Cofanifunebri has a Sexy Calendar of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is some erotic morbid shit….a coffin company that decided to do some sexy calendar for industry people who I guess are in the coffin selling business, or for people in the coffin buying business, or who are just weird and think about death all the time. They took some creepy vampire, gothic approach, which I guess is in style now, because vampires are everywhere, and they are trying to cash in on the shit, but I like to think it’s for people like you who will die virgins and the only time a girl would get naked for for you will be when your ghost haunts a gym locker room or some shit, unless you get a job at the funeral home, where you get first dibs on the dead pussy that makes it’s way in because rumor has it that even hot pussy dies sometimes…. I wanted to take this post somewhere darker and scarier for halloween, but I fucked up, it happens.