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Tallulah Willis in a Bikini Top at Coachella of the Day

Hipster festival Coachella Happened this weekend as it does every year. Celebrities and/or celebrity offspring went out to pretend to rough it in the 5 star hotels to listen to a ridiculous line up of their favorite acts. While tens of thousands of other idiots were herded together, sweating together, and not showering together and the whole thing seems pretty fucking lame….and to me being sent to Coachella would seem like a hellish punishment…unless of course you’re in the VIP section backstage, in which case I hear it’s pretty luxurious, hence why all the celebrities and celebrity offspring attend…It’s the in thing to do….who cares…. Here’s Tallulah Willis, thank god she’s not Rumer Willis, cuz Rumer Willis is a monster that represents Demi Moore’s broken uterus and drug use she had to get out of her system on the first born, making this one less freakish, but still pretty freakish….hipstered out, fat and downs syndromey….what the hell is wrong with Demi Moore’s pussy? SHe’s in a bikini top, I am sure there are gonna be more Coachella bikini pics as the day progresses…

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Tallulah Willis in a Bikini Top at Coachella of the Day

Shakira Photoshopped in a One-Piece of the Day

I don’t know about this Shakira character. It’s like she hit America out of no where a decade ago and never fucking left. She has instead tormented our men with her ass shaking in video, I’m talking a serious lack of productivity must have happened when that last one dropped and had over 100,000,000 views, making her a bigger Colombian threat to our resources than cocaine smuggling. That’s why I want to start a campaign called “Send Shakira back, she’s old and washed up anyway”…..because let’s face it…body you want to fuck or not, she’s pushing 40….and here she is photoshopped in a one piece to start the campaign off properly….by getting no supporters…leaving me alone and crazy sounding in the corner…. On a sidenote I bought a burger from a black girl named Chakira yesterday….

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Shakira Photoshopped in a One-Piece of the Day

Self Defense

The key to self defense is not inflicting damage on your assailant, it's defending yourself.

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Self Defense

Toddler Vs. Kitten

Cats and little toddlers are much too cute to fight against each other! They need to join forces, not fight.

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Toddler Vs. Kitten

Barack The Robot

Say what you want about the president's politics, the man is consistent!

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Barack The Robot

Ric Flair Lottery Commercial

Wrestling legend Ric Flair can sell the heck out of the North Carolina lottery! Whoo!

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Ric Flair Lottery Commercial

Four Year Old Drummer Rock Band

'The Odds' team up with internet sensation the '4 year old drummer' to hammer out some rockin' tunes.

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Four Year Old Drummer Rock Band

Interactive Billiard Table

If you were sick of your standard green felt pool table, get yourself one of these babies! A projector mounted above the table displays an image that interacts with your balls as they roll around.

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Interactive Billiard Table

Don’t Mess With This Girl

She's going to be fighting off the guys for years to come. Literally!

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Don’t Mess With This Girl

Paintball Pop Art

That is a nice photo of Marilyn Monroe, but how about one of Marilyn Manson?

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Paintball Pop Art