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Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

First I want to say that BLEACHERREPORT are good friends of the site…but that doesn’t mean I have to like their on air talent…I mean shit, use a hot chick people, no one wants to see an awkward dude on camera… Second I want to say that Kate Upton is milking her Cat Daddy Dance for Terry Richardson fucking hard….cuz it was the biggest thing she’s done….bringing it back to life in what probably wasn’t the most creative thing these people coulda done with her, but that was ok, because it allowed us to really take in just how sloppy her teen tits are…real fucking saggers….that in time will blend in perfectly with her fat Anna Nicole Smith body…. Overrated…annoying…all hype…but busty….and busty is all it really takes to take the fuck over on the internet…..

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/kate-upton-bikini-dance-2.flv

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Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos Try to Serve Kate Upton’s Bad Dancing of the Day

Melanie Iglesisas, who is a Youtube star, and much like Kate Upton, has been able to secure her own level of internet fame, cuz dudes like hot girls who get half naked for attention….only unlike Kate Upton, she’s more of a low level bottom feeder, who lands shows on MTV2 and spreads in Maxim…where as Kate Upon does high fashion, is a real model, and despite me finding her overrated, she’s still next level compared to this Melanie Trash…. Either way, they did a failed video attempt to school Kate Upton in bad dancing, or the Cat Daddy Dance even though Kate Upton’s bad dancing was done in a skimpy bikini , while these bitches just look like Cubano Cholos from South Beach about to get pregnant before high school grad….. Boring – but 1,000,000 of her fans already watched it, I figured I might as well endorse a desperate cunt as hard as I generally like to fuck desperate cunts.

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Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos Try to Serve Kate Upton’s Bad Dancing of the Day