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Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

Posted on September 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the biggest thing that happened yesterday – was Jessica Simpson’s nipple…and since were all pretty basic dudes who love huge tits, no matter how much feminists want to make tits de-sexualized, even though feminists make you tweak and suck their nipples while they hate fuck you, and even though their pussies get wet while feeding their kids, and even though nipples even for the sake of one year of work still get us hard at our core….all the other days of the nipple’s lifetime…. I figure I’ll post it again…and link to MORE OF THEM JESSICA SIMPSON IN THE BROWN DRESS HUGE TIT NIPPLE FUN It’s like a cow, in a wig and a dress, ready to be milked…good old Texas Ranchero fetish shit… The post Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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2 Springbreak Sluts Dancing on Stage to 2 Chains of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Spring Break is here…..it is always fun….I wish I was the old guy participating in this shit like I was 20 because when I was 20 I couldn’t be bothered….but more importantly cuz girls are sluttier now….. I am assuming this was shot in Florida where the biggest thing in Hip Hop brought a couple hookers on stage to get the crowd gone wild…and if you’ve seen any Spring Break footage or if you’ve had spring break events of your own…you’ll know that along with all the new cases of herpes and unwanted pregnancy…comes a lot of drunk, slutty, 21 year old girls…and this shit is what fuels them….and I love it.

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Geri Halliwell for Next Beachwear Collection of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone’s a little old to be modeling lingerie….I get it we all have to make a dollar – but seriously….she’s a fucking Spice Girl, she’s probably sitting on a mountain of cash that probably comes in monthly, because they were he biggest thing for 2 years, and that’s all they really needed….Maybe modeling in bikinis is a childhood dream she has yet to live, cuz when she was bikini model age she was too busy being a stripper or maybe the money was too good, either way, thank god for photoshop.

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Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First I want to say that BLEACHERREPORT are good friends of the site…but that doesn’t mean I have to like their on air talent…I mean shit, use a hot chick people, no one wants to see an awkward dude on camera… Second I want to say that Kate Upton is milking her Cat Daddy Dance for Terry Richardson fucking hard….cuz it was the biggest thing she’s done….bringing it back to life in what probably wasn’t the most creative thing these people coulda done with her, but that was ok, because it allowed us to really take in just how sloppy her teen tits are…real fucking saggers….that in time will blend in perfectly with her fat Anna Nicole Smith body…. Overrated…annoying…all hype…but busty….and busty is all it really takes to take the fuck over on the internet…..

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Some Tits on TV of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The biggest thing for my future, aside from my liver surviving more self-destructive behavior, as I get on in years, I feel more and more like shit and doubt that I have much left in me to give, is the fact that TV is following my lead…It is saying that people like seeing nudity, it is kinda the basis of humanity, fuck the Christian corporations, and let’s do this thing the way we want to do it for the people, cuz otherwise the internet will make us totally irrelevant and the only competitive advantage we have over the internet is that we have budget that allow us to produce amazing nudity with amazing pussy that these idiot bloggers could never afford to get naked, and I love every second of it…. Since I was kid, I needed nudity to keep me interested in anything, which made elementary school a series of embarrassing moments, and maybe, just maybe I’ll get a job as a consultant on one of these shows, since tits is what I’ve made my life about…maybe they’ll even give me my own show, I’m willing to do anything, I have concepts for cooking shows, for craft shows, for Home Renovation shows, and they all include naked bitches, I’m fucking ready for you TV career.I just want their stamp of approval/lots of fucking money… Let me sell out…Please… And until I do, I like tits on TV….so here are the latest from yesterday’s best cable TV shows…. Emmy Rossum in Shameless Camille Chen in Californication

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Will Ferrell Dreams Of Being Simon Cowell

Posted on December 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yup…it’s true. Will Ferrell says his dream role would be to play Simon Cowell in a biopic of his life.

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David Beckham The Family Guy

Posted on July 17, 2009 by | Leave a comment

Soccer star David Beckham has said that his family’s happiness will determine how long he stays in the US. The 34-year-old was talking just before his match with LA Galaxy after missing half of the MLS season playing for Italian powerhouse AC Milan.